Lost My Fucking Leitmotif In The Divorce

1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

Sorry boss I’ll do better next time. It’s 2024 so I’ll start the year off w a bang

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

Guys how do you be normal and likeable not in like a sad person way but like genq when I’m me everyone is like “why are you so sad you’re so miserable all the time” but when I’m happy ppl are like “you have this off putting almost like maniacal vibe” (their words not mine and I asked for advice bc although this person is very nice to me other ppl are Not) and I. Don’t know. What to do. Literally how do you like be a normal non-off putting person????????

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

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had a dream last night where the new FRC game was to make a robot out of living flesh and bone so our team had to make a robot out of living biomass and we called it “the meat game”

so real

dropped them into a blender