There Is No Creature On The Face Of The Earth As Unmistakable Foul And Cannibalistically Cruel As The

There is no creature on the face of the earth as unmistakable foul and cannibalistically cruel as the customer

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1 year ago

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour


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2 years ago

had a dream last night where the new FRC game was to make a robot out of living flesh and bone so our team had to make a robot out of living biomass and we called it “the meat game”


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1 year ago

Made some butterscotch cinnamon cookies and tbh toriel knew her shit


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1 year ago

dead. but i refused, and i continue to walk the earth

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

1 month ago
Exclusive: Trump White House directs NIH to study ‘regret’ after transgender people transition
nature.com
After cancelling nearly all NIH projects studying transgender health, Trump’s team instructs the US biomedical agency to study negative cons

>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

1 year ago

Just like me fr

therealestmallet - love my cat so much
therealestmallet - love my cat so much
therealestmallet - love my cat so much
therealestmallet - love my cat so much
therealestmallet - love my cat so much
10 months ago

Well now we have ozone layer subliminal message snail rainbows that make you think you’re a snail so hard you turn yourself into one

I Think One Of The Biggest Reasons I Enjoy Jjba Is Because I Envy This Level Of Confidence And Sincerity

I think one of the biggest reasons I enjoy jjba is because I envy this level of confidence and sincerity in storytelling. See, I would not have just said something as fucking stupid as "bullet-deflecting oil." I would've come up with some kind of Watsonian bullshit magic-science explanation that at least squared with the logic of the story instead of just saying "Oh, it's an oil that deflects bullets" and moving on to the next thing. But that is not because I am a better storyteller, no, quite the opposite. It's because I'm a coward.

1 year ago

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

8 months ago
Is This Ad Old Or Did They Make Them Whiter

Is this ad old or did they make them whiter


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1 year ago

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

There Is Nothing Funnier To Me Than Poorly Redrawn Trollfaces Made Around The Time Everyone Was Mocking

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