[Announcer Voice]: "Are *YOU* A Victim Of A Hate Crime? Have You Tried *NOT BEING A MINORITY*! This Strategy

Petition to start saying Steve Minecraft just like Sans Undertale.

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

Just a post without tags to my 11 subscribers, at least 2 of which are porn bots. You da real ones.

What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.

You always see the fangs come out on a new vampire but you never see the lower teeth move out of the way. HOW DO THEY CLOSE THEIR MOUTH?

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

I want an AI companion on my personal hardware but not a girlfriend, more like a pet sled dog that does work for me. I just want something to guard my internet presence like a dog guards my physical presence. Much rather have this than a sex bot.

Remember when Goerge Bush was abnormally stupid... Those were the days...

The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.