I Got Bored, And Decided To Make Something In Inkscape. I Don't Care For Bill In The Slightest, But The

Reblog of shame, the original artist is mmairo on Twitter. This person has made their entire blog about stealing art, and uses being "miserable" as an excuse.

I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Does your husband have a Tumblr account?

If he does, he hasn't told me about it. He seems to be very anti-social-media. Even after everything that happened, he still has a bit of paranoia.

Hear me out: Ford Pines

Your "hear me out" is a married man. I find that difficult to believe. Try again.

Hey are you aware that Stanley won the 2025 Tumblr Sexyman contest?

(I'm not sorry)

Yes, I am aware. I actually made several posts about it! While I am proud of him, I must say I don't approve of him smoking so much weed that it killed the Pope.

Also, you have now been mossed.

He's not online because his lazy ass is still asleep. Stanley Pines is still legally dead, after all. You can't arrest a dead man.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

I'm weird? You can't even space or capitalize correctly.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

As I already told Stanley, I am fine. Playing a drum to get rid of zombie spiders isn't going to be "overexerting".

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

I would recommend putting a barrier around your house. Just to be safe.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

do you think someone who eats moss has common sense?

Yes, actually. I am acquainted with a teenager named Kris Dreemur, and they eat moss while having common sense.