Did You Date The Chupacabra?

Get. A. Room.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Ik his arms look weird but erm idk chill

bill fumbled

Finally, something we agree on. He fumbled the lives of the entire galaxy!

What. What is this. Are you high.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.

I'm not saying I'm not attracted to my husband! I'm very much attracted to him, that's why I married him. The thing is, I'm not attracted to him because he's a man. I'm attracted to him because of who he is as a person and what he means to me.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

Shut up, Bill. You lost to Stanley in the poll.

I am not! He's the one being rude and hostile!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.