Well, It Definitely Suits You Better.

I am staying at a house right now, and everything is strangely sized. Not quite small enough for dwarves and gnomes, but too small for the average human to use.

In comparison, it makes the doors look enormous. And it certainly makes me feel taller. But I have no practical use for these. I have yet to discover a controlled method of shrinking myself.

For reference, I am 6'2". The top of my head almost reaches the top of the shower.

who is LITERALLY hotter? Bill or Stan? does Bill have body temperature (talking triangle form, but maybe when he also has physical form like in weirdmageddon because otherwise he's just a dream demon)

talking temperature wise like when you compared you and stan on the other post

Temperature wise, Bill is hotter. I mean so hot that he feels almost cold to the touch. I'd say his core temperature hovers around 3,549 degrees Fahrenheit, which is just one degree below the melting point of flesh. So, don't go near him when he has a fever.

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.

do you think someone who eats moss has common sense?

Yes, actually. I am acquainted with a teenager named Kris Dreemur, and they eat moss while having common sense.

Elder NB supremecy 🛐

;D I’m your secret admirer. And as for why? It’s because you’re so cool and awesome and smart and amazing and talented and perfect… I could go on all day honestly. - C.

Truly, I appreciate the... compliments (?), but I am married. On top of that, I am generally not fond of having a "secret admirer".

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I will never understand Berdly hate. "He's cringe!" "He's rude!" "He looks down on people!" Ohh, okay. So when you were a child, you were absolutely perfect and polite and respectful to everyone all the time.

He really is just a kid. He's a kid, and he's confused. And that's the adults' fault for stroking his ego after ONE SPELLING BEE until he was obsessed with trying to impress people (adults that will praise him especially). He doesn't understand that it's okay to not be right all the time, because in his mind, right=praise and wrong=being ignored.

And it's not like he's rude intentionally. He has difficulty understanding why people don't like him, because "I'm smart, all the adults like me". That's why he thought he had a crush on Noelle, since she was the only person that was kind to him. Again why that focus shifted to Susie when she was nice to him.

With Noelle, when he ignored her throughout the game, it wasn't maliciously. He assumed that, since she's "his equal", she would have the same thought processes as him. Essentially thinking they were at the "finishing each other's sentences" friendship level. To him, he was just saying what she was thinking; he didn't know he was ignoring her.

As for him being cringe, I would like to reiterate that HE'S A KID. A kid who's trying to figure himself out. He uses gamer talk because he has difficulty making friends, so he probably spends most of his time on a computer. He has trouble talking to people because his world view is split between "people like me when I do smart things" and whatever the games he plays are teaching him. Playing dating simulators has him convinced that anyone who tries to interact with him has a crush on him (as we see in chapter two, when Kris tries to interact with Berdly after fighting Q5U4EX7YY2E9N and he tells Kris to go since he's already interested in Susie, implying that he thinks Kris liked him in that way).

All this to say, the Berdly hate is ridiculous. I didn't mean to ramble on that long, but I agree with you. He's just a kid who's confused and an absolute dork. And that's okay! He's one of my favorite characters because of it.

A friend of mine blessed me with this rhyme they made after seeing Berdly hate for the first time (they are also obsessed with him), "He is cringe, but he is free! He's just a kid, so leave him be!"

what do you think of berdly deltarune?

I don’t understand why people hate him so much. So what if he comes off as a little cringy? That’s the point! He’s supposed to be a bit annoying and nerdy. I mean, he’s just a kid, after all. He’s not going to be the most emotionally intelligent of the bunch. In fact, he can be very selfish sometimes, but that doesn’t mean that he’s a bad character, it just means that he’s flawed.

He’s extremely loyal to Queen, even when she doesn’t appreciate him in the same way she appreciates Noelle.

He tries to help Noelle during the Snowgrave Route because he thinks Kris is hurting her.

All of his actions are, in his eyes, for his, Noelle’s, Kris’, and Susie’s own good.

Overall, I think Berdly is just misunderstood by others and confused by Queen. But at the end of the day, he genuinely does want to be a good person.

Also my friend got really obsessed with him when the game came out so that was funny