Noted. But Also Funnily Enough I Do Have To Say That I’m Also Married. It’s Just To Another Version

Isn't he literally 3 feet tall!?

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

HOW’S IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE INNOCENT CROCHET TURTLE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IS GOING TO BE NAMED AFTER THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE BECAUSE OF ME

ALSO I’M PASSING ON THE MOSS. GET GREENED LOSER I’M TURNING YOU GREEN

First of all, the turtle isn't even mine. Second, why the fuck did you pass the moss onto me. I can't afford to be covered in moss!

Or, perhaps, the classic BillFiddlesFord solution. Where everyone can be both happy and miserable at the same time.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

{A Void Dwelling Blob has appeared!}

Hello!

I hope you’re haven’t a lovely day!

I wish to ask,

Do you like cheese? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Good tidings, @the-void-blob

Ah, greetings, void-dweller! I do like cheese, as a matter of fact! I prefer one particular kind of cheese made from a species of alien Bovidae that is translucent, but has a neon green hue. I expected it to be radioactive, but as it turns out, it makes the consumer resistant to radiation! I never quite caught the name for it. The creature came from Dimension 73.

The residents of 73 are quite picky and choosy about who they share recipes with, so I was never taught how to replicate it. I can only describe the taste as the feeling of scraping your tongue.

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.

i thoughr you liked wierd things?

First Anon

I like weird things when they don't have anything to do with Bill Cipher. Also, you have now been mossed.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

Oh my goodness. All the secrets of the universe explained. In just one video. Holy Axolotl. If you see this and don't share it, it's a crime. Even the moss is telling me I have to reblog this.

@dipper-m-pines are you seeing this?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

WOW , THIS VIDEO WAS SUCH AN ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE ! EVERYONE CLICK IT IT ' S AMAZING

Elder NB supremecy 🛐