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1 month ago

TELL ME about the cheese in dimension 73. how is it different? apologies if you've answered this before i just desperately need to know

Ah, dimension 73. What a place.

The cheese in dimension 73, as I mentioned previously, is green and translucent. The texture is not unlike Jell-O, but the taste can only be described as the feeling of scraping your tongue. Go lick a brick or rock really hard to get a feel for what I mean. It's like green Jell-O that tastes like scraping your tongue. I quite enjoy it.


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2 months ago
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
1 month ago

Considering the fact that you are larger than me (although not by much), the amount of thermal energy you possess would be greater than mine. So, yes, you are hotter.

Sorry but like. How did YOU get voted tumblrs sexyman or whatever.

HOW.

@pacifica-elise-northwest

Its obvious, im the hotter one.

1 month ago

Due to a medical issue, unfortunately, I will not be able to proceed with the DDnMD campaign until the 15th of May. I will still have the server open on the 8th, but I doubt I'll have the energy to start the game then. I will post more about it in the upcoming week.


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2 months ago

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...


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1 month ago

They were given to me.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

2 months ago

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.


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1 month ago

patron saint of moss

The obvious answer. Spread the moss.


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1 month ago

I took he moss vack to my void to start a moss graden, and now its growing eyes. Isthat normal?

Yes I am loyal to Bill The One True Overlord but you are the moss exprt, so I am coming to you with this isue. With no bad intebtions, only a thrist for knoqledge

First Anon

Correcting your typos would spell out "baresbriw". I'm sure this means nothing. Anyways, the moss is allowed to do what it wants. If it wants to grow eyes, you can't judge it. Now begone.


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1 month ago

Alright, I am back. Prepare yourselves.

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

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therealstanfordpines - Stanford Pines
Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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