THIS IS, IN FACT, INCREDIBLY FUNNY!!!!! ABSOLUTELY PEAK HUMOUR OMG!!!!

Not sure it's mentioned in canon but I think they're like 17-19

How old were Rhian and Rafal when they become schoolmasters? 15? 16? 17? 14? 13? 12?.

Cause I'm so curious.

This question has been bugging me forever 🙄😒

Imagine an AU where Rafal and Rhian are still immortal sorceresses however now they have to RAISE the children the Storian deems worthy of its story like- imagine them taking care of toddlers

Hester arguing with Sophie

Hester: Can I say a bad word?

Rafal: Uh-

Hester: Can I say a bad word?!

Rafal: Yeah-

Hester: YOU MOTHER F#*&ING B#TCH!

Rhian: That is 2 bad words. Time out for you missy

Rafal: *cracking up*

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Rhian holding Sophie: she is beauty she is grace she can't punch you in the face because she just got her nails done and her creams are too expensive to risk for her to sweat

Rafal: You spoil that one too much

Rhian: NU-UH

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Rafal(Agatha confuses him): This one is so controversial *holding Agatha*

Tedros: *hits his leg repeatedly with a stick*

Rafal: Cease such foolish behaviour or I shall have you doomed

Tedros looking up at him: ... *Swings the stick again*

Rafal: that's it

Agatha and Tedros: *both in time out*

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Rhian: Did you eat All the chocolate chip cookies?

Dot covered in chocolate: no...

Rhian: You're damn lucky your father gave me that cloak *mumbling*

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Rafal: Aaaaah. Augustus! Good to see you old friend-

Rhian: HISSSSSSS

Rafal: Bad Rhian. Bad. The seers are our friends

Rhian: I LIKE THE SADER FAMILY BUT HIM

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Rhian with Sophie: Yes yes yes you'll do a lot of murder by being fabulous✨!

Rafal contemplating to raise Sophie's mother from the grave

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Rhian: So... Here *throws the second twins and runs*

Rafal: *catches them with magic* . . . I'M AN UNCLE?!?!?!?!?

Evelyn: WHERE IS MY CHILD SUPPORT RAFAL?!

Rafal: what- 💀

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Rhian: For the last time Caliss we just follow orders we can't give you your daughter back-

Callis: I just came to give her, her toys.

Rafal: ...Callis that's a bunch of sticks rocks and a hay ragdoll-

Callis: And you hold the wand like this-

Rafal: STOP TRYING TO TEACH HER WITCHERY SHE'S A GOLDEN STAR KID!

Rhian: let her be. We'll need Sophie's prince to burn a witch on the rug later on

Rafal: I can't with you-

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YESS! (DEFINITELY not listening to Harpy Hare rn)

There is this artist I discovered called Yaelokre and I was thinking if maybe based on some of the things you listen to like The Crane Wives you'd like it? I think her songs are cool!

I LOVE YAELOKRE OMG I THINK THEIR SONGS ARE SO COOL

also their art!!!! their art is so awesome!!!

Yes, yes, idk the song and YES

Prequel Characters as Christmas Songs

Rafal would be “Carol of the Bells” because he’s dramatic like that.

Rhian would be “God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman.” (Ahem: “To save us all from Satan's pow'r / When we were gone astray.”) Alternatively, he’d be “Greensleeves,” and I don’t think I have to explain that one.

James would be “I Saw Three Ships.”

Vulcan would be “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”

Someone:I hate the school for good and evil! Me: You are entitled to your own wrong opinion.

Yes I love halloween this needs to be a thing!!!

@wisteriaum @pxme-granate

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

No-nobody else realize this? Just me? Oh. Ok then.

lol I just realized that Rhian and Rafal didn't have powers as kids. The Storian gave them their powers.

I finally finished my sorcerer of the sea fanart!

If you couldn't guess by now, sorcerer of the sea is the pirate captain x rhian lol

@atropinenightshade here's the finished thing :)

spooky

its up to interpretation which rafal this is

So uh. Do any of my moots want to be friends because I just realised that I literally have 3 friends. INCLUDING my gf. And the other two are two or more years older than me (they aren’t the same age) and I barely get to see them, plus my gf is on a trip for the rest of the week so I won’t get to see her for a while. Basically I’m really lonely :’)