something i hate is people who interpret [neurodivergent] random behaviour and caring behaviour as sexual attraction/fetish/romantic behaviour (eg: this situation)
"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you
people who wear jeans scare me, like image how much pain they go through just to stay in the "norm", what other things can they do with this indominable spirit.
you know when youre playing some game, and your friend has set up this hyper convuluted plan to get you, and then somebody in the convuluted plan just steps out of it, and your friend just gets super mad his plan didnt work
thats why trump got this mad when greenland didnt join.
i love fish, as in eating them. GET OVER HERE
I love women
no, im not talking about mana or aura or some shit like that. im talking about how way too many neurodivergent people only use binary descriptors for if they're tired, instead of using a fluxuating descriptor to show how tired they are.
and also people dont properly explain what type of tired they are; if theyre tired from people or physically tired
pro tip: "energy" is best to have 0% be litterally falling asleep on the spot, and 100% is if you woke up in a nice warm day and got some adhd medicine and you slept a full 8 hours
Stolen from reddit kjjjj
are you sure you dont want to talk about it?
Sighh...
1: this is the quantum network mainframe, its litterally fucking magic, it uses fucking mana, it also gives us futiristic laser beam guns
2: *voice like the "number 15; burger king foot lettuce"* this is the spooky scary creature 😦 , it has killed exactly 37 billion humans under testing alone, seeing it will cause a cognitohazard that will make you to shit yourself instantly because its so horrifying looking (its litterally just human looking but an inhuman shape)
3: ayyy its my boy bing bong the alien!! hows the kids been at planet zeep zorp?
all scifi falls into at least one of these categories, for example scp is 2 and MIB is 1 and 3
i am shit scared, i know i live in denmark where people are sane, but denmark has had its history of banning random ass shit (they banned religous face coverings for women???(only affected 24 people or so) they banned a specific brand of hot noodles???(i think the ban didnt end up happening) they also banned ferrets (that was just one person that did that) but still im shit scared)
no. fucking. way.
IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
this is actually good evidence for what im saying
idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?
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