Nice To Meet You, Neil

Rereading AFTG and I totally forgot that Neil and Riko are about the same height. I've been imagining as tall and imposing like Kevin but he's actually just 5'5"

I just now realized I've been imagining that one giant exy shop as the bass pro shops pyramid

They deserve a good nap 😴

queen shit

to put into context how recent gay marriage being legalized is in the United States: the first three five nights at freddy's games were all released before gay marriage was legalized nationally.

Not to condone piracy or any illegal activity but hypothetically in Minecraft,  if you were to pirate something, use Brave. It is a free search engine that comes with ad/tracker blockers. Best of all, it is completely free and you never have to pay a penny if you were to do this, hypothetically.

hi does anyone know of any good alternatives for soap2day? :)

i can not live without piracy :)

Nicky Hemmick is so Effie Trinket coded

Might I present the newest print ready EXYLLENT-issue

thinking about how utterly insane it must have been for the students at palmetto when the news got out about thanksgiving. everyone knows one of the minyards killed someone and obviously they all assume it's the knife-wielding twin with the criminal record but then turns out it's fucking aaron. normal, premed student katelyn's-boyfriend-aaron. on trial for murder. i just know the rumour mill had a fucking field day

I keep thinking about the Foxes taking a camping trip and learning that they can never take Neil Josten into the woods. He will 100% regress into a survivalist and Andrew is no help because watching Neil make his own tools to chop down a tree is not something Andrew Minyard is going to stop. Not when he can watch.

“You still don’t know how to sort your wash properly but you’ve domesticated a turkey.” - Allison Probably.