Latest Posts by thetelekineticfrog - Page 2

They were drinking salt water

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

[They'll say: There goes that cool cat that breaks-all-the-rules cat that dangerous lead cat.]

...

What

Is. Is not dating a violation of "the rules?"

Zuerst wurde Eulenspiegel Hofjunge bei einem Raubritter, an dessen Burg er vorüberkam.

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Hey wait a second...

Due to budget cuts Arceus had to get a discount champion to save space-time from collapsing

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

@is-the-salmon-horny I think that one of these is a horny salmon?

Reblog this picture of Pokémon sneezing so all your followers get the pokerus virus

Welcome in, folks

If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

That ain't no cube

you never know!

Guys, Anon said bad music

By the way if I find such a recording I will reblog with it Anon

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

Did you know that macrovolutes can extrude hands from all of their limbs at will? Wow! Nature is truly amazing!

Fancomic from @littlefiendwaaaaaaaaaaaah!

On the Discord server, @littlefiendwaaaaaaaaaaaah suggested that an array of Febreze scents could be used to communicate with macrovolutes, and I pointed out that would be like trying to communicate via a soundboard of miscellaneous sounds...and so, this was born.

Btw, you can access the Discord server by subscribing to the Patreon for at least $1:

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creating Humans-B-Gone!

Bug who psychic attacks you with her mind

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Goes good with some sorts of beetle

I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

What do you guys think is the most popular fanfic?

All I could come up with was dante's inferno, but I feel like there's something else

The power is for the fire, actually. We'll done!

Please get out that's creepy

OoOoOoOoOoOo I aM tHe CrEePiEsT [but like, creepy in a haunted house way, not in like a creepy catcaller dude way]

ok I’m going offline for 15 minutes I expect many notifications on my last few posts

hey you! come over here.

puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on yo

It good but i had no lettuce ◞‸◟

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

I've never been so suspicious in my life.