I’m Obsessed With This Man

...I want someone to write me love letters in this font.

Look, you guys... there truly is no right way to find inspiration. Today, I ended up writing from the perspective of an undercover alien exploring earth for the first time and deadass my only inspiration was a convo my friends were having about how I could be the next Diddy if I went on a date with my 17 year old friend who keeps asking me out.

According to her, my "street name" is now K Diddy and I have no choice in the matter.

Liam ”It‘s been. My honor.” Mairi

Happy to be included

You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

The power of "Almost"

That heading sounds like the title of a She-Ra episode or a shitty breakup poem title, but... you guys.

She almost loved him.

It was almost enough.

They almost survived.

He almost died.

I almost gave up.

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

old ass man