Trex Aint The Only Therapod There.

trex aint the only therapod there.

gimme a drumroll please, MY BITCHES, BROS, AND NB HOES FOR...

fucking t-rex optimus prime.

bro casually turned into a dinosaur, and not once was that mentioned in RiD or TFP. We were robbed of seeing Optimus Rex biting megatron.

Welcome to Griffin Rock, where things like a surfing t-rex are normal.

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

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theultimawolfwalker

4 days ago

how does one learn how to do this? I'm genuinely curious

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

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theultimawolfwalker

3 months ago

My brain died and went to the land of unicorns trying to understand what was going on first-

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theultimawolfwalker

3 months ago

nuh-un. its 26th jan 2026

Only day you can reblog this

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theultimawolfwalker

5 months ago

bonus points if, somehow, Miko catches wind of this and makes that word something she makes a point to say in nearly every sentence.

Wheeljack approves, Ultra Magnus does not.

Imagine Cody says some word casually that’s innocent in English but is a Cybertronian swear word and the rescue bots are appalled

and they chastise him and send him to his room because apparently that’s what you do when children misbehave and Cody just doe s it because he’s so confused

and when he’s gone the bots all sit around like WHERE DID WE GO SO WRONG Heatwave this is your fault

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