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aw, thank you!

People from this country are so cool

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amen.

I still love Transformers Prime. Reblog if you still love it too

no >:3

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

tfp soundwave either doesnt sneeze (soundwave: superior. sneeze: inferior), it sounds like a cat, or you'd think a demon crawled out from the pits of the underworld.

One of three options. Take it or leave it.

Cybertronians sneezing

Like, whooshing air sharply out of their vents in order to clear irritants- basically the same idea as anything else sneezing, but with their entire body as opposed to just their nasal area. 

Big bots sneezing and sending data-pads flying. 

Little bots having sneezing fits and falling out of their chairs. 

Bots trying to hold in big sneezes by clamping down their plating- and then said plating just goes flying off. 

Seekers flying through something irritating during a flight, sneezing right in the middle of a big complicated routine, and just kind of completely losing all the dramatic effect. 

and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!

Perfectly timed wedding photo

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how does one learn how to do this? I'm genuinely curious

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

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happy Thursday the 20th