Unfortunately For Them, Soundwave Has Found Out About Human Christmas Traditions And Now They Have To

I raise you one better:

its raf and cody who gather bones

yeah miko does the rituals and shrines and stuff, but raf and cody supply the bones

raf Just Thinks Theyre Neat™️, and Cody has seen too much crime to not have a morbid fascination with finding out everything abt these dead animals

Miko at some point: Heck yea I got this strong screaming at the moon and eating dirt! -🐦

As someone who is a Celtic pagan and headcanons Miko as being a Hellenistic pagan who worships Artemis (Thanks Ratchet Fanclub chat) ....I can confirm that you can scream at the moon and eat dirt to get in favor with the gods and potentially get stronger. (please don’t really eat dirt that’s not an actual magic practice AFAIK and you’ll just get sick.)

On this note I also raise: Miko has animal bones she found while playing in the desert in her backpack. Bulkhead asks in horror why the hell she needs bones. And she just says “They’re for Artemis. Hopefully she’ll give me the power to kick Con ass.” 

as someone drowning in the transformers brainrot without a floatie or lifeguard in sight, real.

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

aw, thank you!

People from this country are so cool

fred update when?

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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Im reblogging this because it needs to be shared

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