Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean

it is time

happy Thursday the 20th

MAGIC WORDS

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

New headcanon aquired, thanks for this

anyone just headcanons that Dorothy Malto is Agent Fowler's niece whom he raised to be a bad*ss?

HAP BITH LEGO MOVIE

You'll never guess what today is.

amen because where is the calm moonman. don't get me wrong, golden retriever sun is awesome. but where is big cat moon??

where are you guys on the side of tumblr that likes moon more what the heck

am i losing it? or am i surrounded by sun bias/sun centric content??

i swear my bias isn't moon cause i love both (all three if im including eclipse) equally, but also i feel like ive seen mostly sun lately

moon i miss you pookie when will you be back from the war

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

that would trap me too, ngl.

the trap has been laid

i have to keep my friends from throwing rocks at snakes and trying to pet them. independent my ass, we need eachother.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

i forget that im not a harpy, so preening behavior translates into biting which is bad

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

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