HAP BITH LEGO MOVIE

this is fucking real.

I will remove pieces of fuzz from your clothing, gemptly bite your cheek without using my teeth, nuzzle you and purr and coo after being separated for the unholy amount of time that is five minutes.

rb if your primary love language or one of your primary love languages is physical touch and has nothing to do with sex.

i mean physical touch like hand holding, picking the lint and hair off of each other’s clothing, hair ruffling, hugs, random high fives, etc.

PLEASE COLOR OUR FLAG

Edit because I think this is being misinterpreted: The aroace tag is not colored, it's a petition for Tumblr to color it (sorry for the confusion)

it is here

Tumblr Code.

hehe

Feeling kind of silly now…

low-key spooked-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

that would trap me too, ngl.

the trap has been laid

SPAN IT HEHHEHEHHHAHAHAHHA

The New Republic

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

spinach hats! new fashion pinnacle!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In the club