That Would Trap Me Too, Ngl.

as someone drowning in the transformers brainrot without a floatie or lifeguard in sight, real.

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

bro, tfp!op being my dad would fix ALL of my problems, I swear-

If Optimus wanted to adopt me, I wouldn’t stop him.

Reblog if you think our OP would be a great dad.

bonus points if, somehow, Miko catches wind of this and makes that word something she makes a point to say in nearly every sentence.

Wheeljack approves, Ultra Magnus does not.

Imagine Cody says some word casually that’s innocent in English but is a Cybertronian swear word and the rescue bots are appalled

and they chastise him and send him to his room because apparently that’s what you do when children misbehave and Cody just doe s it because he’s so confused

and when he’s gone the bots all sit around like WHERE DID WE GO SO WRONG Heatwave this is your fault

they taste great, frfr.

Personally, i like marinating them in seawater and adding a bit of garlic to it. You can also put some pineapple on the meat beforehand if you want it extra tender.

then you cut the meat/remove the inedible parts AFTER the cooking process. I find the blood makes it taste better (and you can make a good broth when you combine the bones with it).

then serve on a plate with mashed potatoes, mack n cheese, and a healthy salad.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

...this is why i would wholeheartedly agree with the decepticons. Down with humans.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

nuh-un. its 26th jan 2026

Only day you can reblog this

What in the name of all that's good did I just read?

Explain yourself.