Godzilla Had A Stroke Reading This And Died

I GOT DROWNED

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

LEARN FROM HUMANS, SERVE AND PROTECT

LIVE IN THEIR WORLD, EARN THEIR RESPECT

A FAMILY OF HEROS, WILL BE YOUR ALLIES

TO OTHERS REMAIN ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

don’t lie this is how it starts

as someone who has not been allowed to take risks (or really engage in any child-normal activities) I can confirm this. I've recently started to actually do things with my friends that might not be the safest, admittedly not much, but it has increased my confidence in doing anything physical.

On my hands and knees begging adults to allow children to engage in risk play.

And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.

I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.

Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.

Playgrounds disappearing, helicopter parents, and sue culture really destroyed a child's development in the United States, and I think it's about time we as adults recognize that, because the kids sure have.

tfp soundwave either doesnt sneeze (soundwave: superior. sneeze: inferior), it sounds like a cat, or you'd think a demon crawled out from the pits of the underworld.

One of three options. Take it or leave it.

Cybertronians sneezing

Like, whooshing air sharply out of their vents in order to clear irritants- basically the same idea as anything else sneezing, but with their entire body as opposed to just their nasal area. 

Big bots sneezing and sending data-pads flying. 

Little bots having sneezing fits and falling out of their chairs. 

Bots trying to hold in big sneezes by clamping down their plating- and then said plating just goes flying off. 

Seekers flying through something irritating during a flight, sneezing right in the middle of a big complicated routine, and just kind of completely losing all the dramatic effect. 

HAP BITH LEGO MOVIE

You'll never guess what today is.

i have to keep my friends from throwing rocks at snakes and trying to pet them. independent my ass, we need eachother.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

bonus points if, somehow, Miko catches wind of this and makes that word something she makes a point to say in nearly every sentence.

Wheeljack approves, Ultra Magnus does not.

Imagine Cody says some word casually that’s innocent in English but is a Cybertronian swear word and the rescue bots are appalled

and they chastise him and send him to his room because apparently that’s what you do when children misbehave and Cody just doe s it because he’s so confused

and when he’s gone the bots all sit around like WHERE DID WE GO SO WRONG Heatwave this is your fault

has been rebarked

arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?

rebark if you agree.

...this is why i would wholeheartedly agree with the decepticons. Down with humans.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

amen because where is the calm moonman. don't get me wrong, golden retriever sun is awesome. but where is big cat moon??

where are you guys on the side of tumblr that likes moon more what the heck

am i losing it? or am i surrounded by sun bias/sun centric content??

i swear my bias isn't moon cause i love both (all three if im including eclipse) equally, but also i feel like ive seen mostly sun lately

moon i miss you pookie when will you be back from the war