Real

this. this right here. i feel this. I need people to call me a floofy bean while giving me headpats. I need people to mention how sharp my claws are. I need people to say how my feathers are looking well preened. I need people to trust me to gently coil around them and not strangle them.

HEY THERIANS!!!

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind compliments based around your theriotype(s)! :D

now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

I gladly take some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH, thank you! :3

Thanks for reblogging my posts, in exchange I can only offer you some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH

I WILL bite people i like. that is a THREAT.

reblog to bite your mutuals

SPAN IT HEHHEHEHHHAHAHAHHA

The New Republic

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

amen because where is the calm moonman. don't get me wrong, golden retriever sun is awesome. but where is big cat moon??

where are you guys on the side of tumblr that likes moon more what the heck

am i losing it? or am i surrounded by sun bias/sun centric content??

i swear my bias isn't moon cause i love both (all three if im including eclipse) equally, but also i feel like ive seen mostly sun lately

moon i miss you pookie when will you be back from the war

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

this post is why i stay on tumblr.

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!

Perfectly timed wedding photo