Not Even In A Sexual Way But I’m Just Craving Affection Because I Feel Like Crap I Just Want Someone

true be that.

I still love how when the switch came out Nintendo was like “I know! We will make the switch games taste bad so kids won’t eat them!”

And all of humanity collectively said: “Okay but how bad does it taste?” And licked their switch cartridges.

Philosophers and anthropologists have debated it for years. “The defining trait of humanity is our intelligence/compassion/creativity/curiosity, etc.”

No no. All of that is wrong.

The defining trait of humanity is that we are weird as shit.

Reblog for good luck

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DO NOT DOWNLOAD

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

i am not a straight people.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

tfp soundwave either doesnt sneeze (soundwave: superior. sneeze: inferior), it sounds like a cat, or you'd think a demon crawled out from the pits of the underworld.

One of three options. Take it or leave it.

Cybertronians sneezing

Like, whooshing air sharply out of their vents in order to clear irritants- basically the same idea as anything else sneezing, but with their entire body as opposed to just their nasal area. 

Big bots sneezing and sending data-pads flying. 

Little bots having sneezing fits and falling out of their chairs. 

Bots trying to hold in big sneezes by clamping down their plating- and then said plating just goes flying off. 

Seekers flying through something irritating during a flight, sneezing right in the middle of a big complicated routine, and just kind of completely losing all the dramatic effect. 

how does one learn how to do this? I'm genuinely curious

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

UPDATE:

I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.

TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.

^

Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)

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arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?

rebark if you agree.

Im reblogging this because it needs to be shared

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