Didnt Know That Was Unhealthy Until Today, BUT GIVE THOSE PPL SOME MEAT ON THEIR BONES.

I got frogged 😔

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

I raise you one better:

its raf and cody who gather bones

yeah miko does the rituals and shrines and stuff, but raf and cody supply the bones

raf Just Thinks Theyre Neat™️, and Cody has seen too much crime to not have a morbid fascination with finding out everything abt these dead animals

Miko at some point: Heck yea I got this strong screaming at the moon and eating dirt! -🐦

As someone who is a Celtic pagan and headcanons Miko as being a Hellenistic pagan who worships Artemis (Thanks Ratchet Fanclub chat) ....I can confirm that you can scream at the moon and eat dirt to get in favor with the gods and potentially get stronger. (please don’t really eat dirt that’s not an actual magic practice AFAIK and you’ll just get sick.)

On this note I also raise: Miko has animal bones she found while playing in the desert in her backpack. Bulkhead asks in horror why the hell she needs bones. And she just says “They’re for Artemis. Hopefully she’ll give me the power to kick Con ass.” 

i forget that im not a harpy, so preening behavior translates into biting which is bad

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

hehe

Feeling kind of silly now…

Throwback to the time I commented ‘I’m aro/ace’ under a YT video and all the comments on my comment were ‘those pronouns are fake. You damn liberals’ or something like that.

Reblog if your pronouns are also aroace

Edit: To all the people saying ‘I’m not sure if I can reblog this’ feel free to reblog if you support aroace people. You don’t have to be one!

i have to keep my friends from throwing rocks at snakes and trying to pet them. independent my ass, we need eachother.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

I gladly take some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH, thank you! :3

Thanks for reblogging my posts, in exchange I can only offer you some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH

Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

this post is why i stay on tumblr.

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.