Myths, Creatures, And Folklore

please... if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english

THOU is the subject (Thou art…) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy hair) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)

this has been a psa

Cool new prank

let’s cause Yellowstone to erupt

M A S T E R  L I S T

Here is a compilation of all the Mystic Messenger related stuff I’ve written so far. I will keep it updated very regularly, meaning that whenever I post a new headcanon, scenario or fic you will be able to find the link 

|| FICS ||

RFA meets MC for the first time + ZenxMC having a lot of sex [NSFW]

RFA + Saeran + V being in theatre club together + ZenxMC

MC and Zen are professional ballet dancers who fall in love

MC cheating on her husband Saeyoung with Saeran [NSFW]

MC getting together with and proposed to by Saeran 

MC taking her last picture of the RFA (based on art)

MC having worked for Jumin before joining RFA and Jumin finding out

Pride and Prejudice AU with JuminxMC

JuminxMC finding out they are half siblings after getting married [ANGST]

Male!MC surprising Jaehee after being away at war for years 5+1 things - The one where Saeran falls in love with bubbly, kind MC

||REACTIONS||

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood reacting to MC leaving for world tour

RFA + Saeran + V sleeping positions + MC reaction to them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to Asthmatic MC having an attack before sex [NSFW-ish] 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a really shitty cook

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a lisp due to dental a device 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being cold to them, because they accidentally forgot her birthday 

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC getting injured while caught in an accident with them

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC constantly crying for seemingly no reason

RFA + Saeran +V  reacting to MC being cheated on and getting revenge

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being a Junior in High School aka ‘underage’

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC having a phobia of butterflies

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC wanting to wait until marriage to have sex

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC being high after getting her wisdom teeth removed

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC being a YouTuber and joining in for a video

RFA + Saeran reacting to finding out MC being a drummer 

RFA + V reacting to bubbly MC also being hella sassy and dragging a bitch

RFA reacting to MC giving them a blowjob [NSFW]

RFA reacting to MC joining and returning from the military

RFA reacting to MC going to College 2+ hours away

||HEADCANONS||

RFA + Saeran at Hogwarts  Jumin x ZEN headcanons [platonic]

Zen/Jumin/Saeran having phone-sex with MC [NSFW]

||SCENARIOS||

MC is nervous about meeting Chairman Han + Jumin helps her in his own way 

RFA+Saeran+V planning a romantic date for MC but everything going wrong…or not? [FLUFF] RFA+Saeran+V breaking up with MC and maybe getting back together?

MC drunk dialing RFA+Saeran and telling them ‘I love you’ for the first time

RFA and MC having been childhood friends but only finding out now

MC coming out as ftm transgender to RFA+Saeran+V MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran finding out ||PART ONE||

MC being a criminal and RFA+Saeran having sex ||PART TWO|| [NSFW]

Jumin’s and V’s worst childhood memory

|| ANALYSIS ||

Is Jaehee really only Zen’s fan? 

Why is Jaehee’s and Zen’s (possibly romantic) relationship not further explored and how well would they really fit together [1] [2]

Why Jaehee is obedient - a continuation of the discussion above

How MC’s behaviour changes in every route to match the romanced character as she doesn’t actually exist as a character of her own

Why Zen’s biker-gang days probably weren’t as safe as he makes them seem

Who of the five main characters needs therapy the most - a ranking with detailed explanation as to why

Some of the bigger reasons people don’t like Saeyoung/Seven/707

Why Jumin is a better/saner character than the fandom gives him credit for

How and Why Jumin Han is emotionally constipated

What mental illnesses do RFA+Saeran+V (possibly) have

Why Saeyoung doesn’t drink and what he possibly thinks of Zen/MC doing it

Why I hate Rika and why she is an undeniably shitty character  Why Vanderwood falls flat as a character (for me)

|| MYSTIC SLICE OF LIFE ||

Ep. 1 - Jumin, Zen and the curse cat-photoshoot 

Ep. 2 - Saeyoung and Saeran in Macaroni Make Men Smile

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Can I ask for a match up?♥I'm 21,straight female,uni student.I'm very calm and really hate noise,but surprisingly I have a rich sense of humour.I'm polite,but like to be mean while joking around.I daydream a lot & can fall asleep everywhere,I LOVE sleeping:3I value life stability which I apparently lack:"3 I get stressed&anxious v easily,actually I don't remember the last time I was not;;I tend to avoid people, but I can easily fit in;am secretly starved for affectionT_T thank you in advance.!

Sure thing, anon! Enjoy~

Your match is: V!

Okay, he is a pretty quiet and calm person himself, so you don’t need to worry about too much noise from him

He loves your humor and loves your jokes, but sometimes forgets that you can become a little mean when joking, so you gotta remind him that you are just teasing/messing around every once in a while

He finds it cute how you could literally just fall asleep while sitting on a bench in the middle of the park or something. He secretly loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder/in his lap

V’s life is somewhat stable, so you can lean on him if you need some stability in your life

He works his best to help calm you down and relax you. He hates seeing you anxious and stressed, and wants to help in any way possible. You just have to let him know what to do, and he will do it

He wants to show you affection, but is afraid to become or come off as clingy, so just let him know that you want some attention and he will give you some!

Communication is key in your relationship with V. Just keep talking to him, and you two will make for one amazing couple!

What program do you use to draw???!!!

I use clip studio paint for sketching and sometimes lineart and photoshop for everything else 😊

Alcohol

Types

List of alcoholic beverages

Beer list, beer, beer brands, most popular beers

Red wine, red wine 2, redwine 3, most expensive red wines

White wine, white wine 2, white wine 3

Whiskey vs. whisky, whisky cocktails, whisky cocktails 2, whisky brands

Vodka, vodka brands, vodka recipes, vodka recipes 2

Champagne, champagne 2, champagne brands, New Year’s champagne, champagne vs. sparkling wine

Martinis, martinis 2, classic martini, martini guide

Cocktails, cocktails 2, cocktails 3, 60s cocktails, most popular cocktails, Asian cocktails

Highballs and tall drinks

Lowball and on the rocks drinks

Sours and tropical drinks

Shooters and shots

Hot drinks, wine cocktails, and stick drinks

Medieval drinks, medieval drinks 2, medieval drinks 3

1920s drinks, 20s cocktails 1, 20s cocktails 2, 20s cocktails 3

Wild West drinks 1, Wild West drinks 2

Chinese drinks, sake, soju, Asian beer guide

Serving

How to mix drinks, mixology 2, mixology 3

Glassware, glassware 2, glassware pictures

Being a bartender

Bartender schools

Bar equipment

Drink measurements

What’s Hot 2013 Bar Survey

Liquors behind the counter (modest and advanced, advanced 2)

Wine/food and food/wine coordinator

Bartending terminology, bartending glossary

Bar name generator, tavern name generator, saloon names, speakeasy names

Legal

Minimum legal drinking age in different countries, minimum age 2

Laws regarding drinking (US, US Las Vegas, Europe 1 and Europe 2, Canada, Australia)

Minimum age to serve alcohol

US Prohibition, Prohibition glossary, speakeasies

Misc.

Slang terms for alcohol

National liquors

Find a drink

9 weirdest alcoholic drinks

Alcoholic consumption per capita

Top bar/pub chains (USA, Britain, Australia)

Canadian bar finder

Most expensive wines 1, 2, and 3

Hangover cures 1, hangover cures 2, hangover cures 3

Describing the taste of wine, describing the taste 2

Reading a wine label

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DIY Crochet Flower Patterns

Happy Patty Crochet on Etsy

Useful Writing Resources

This is an extensive list of resources for every problem you could come across while writing/planning/editing your novel. Use it well;)

{ *** } Indicate a Highly Reccommended Resource

Planning/outlining Your Work

How To Outline ***

Zigzag Method : Creating Plots

How to Plot a Romance Novel 

Seven Great Sources of Conflict for Romances 

Let’s talk about brainstorming

Writing Something With Meaning ***

Past Or Present Tense? : How To Decide

Writing Your Work

How To Write A Fabulous Chapter #1 ***

How to Build a Romance Thread in Your Story 

The Big Book Of Writing Sex ***

6 Ways to Get Your Readers Shipping Like Crazy 

Romance Writing Tips ***

20 Tips for Writing Lovable Romance Novel Heroes

7 Ways To Speed Up Your Writing *** 

80+ Barriers to Love: A List of Ideas to Keep Romantic Tension High 

9 Romance Writing Mistakes to Avoid 

Removing the Creeps From Romance

19 Ways to Write Better Dialogue ***

50 Things Your Characters Can Do WHILE They Talk ***

How To Write Action And Fight Scenes

10 Steps To Write Arguments

9 Ways To Write Body Language

Writing Good Kissing Scenes

Writing Murders

Create And Control Tone ***

Tips for Writing Ghost Stories

Incorporating Flashbacks

12 Tips To Avoid Overwriting ***

Characters

Behind the Name

Top Baby Names

Looking for a name that means a certain thing? ***

7 Rules of Picking Names

Most Common Surnames ***

Minor Character Development

Writing Antagonists, Antiheroes and Villains

Characters With Enhanced Senses

5 Tips to Help You Introduce Characters

How Do You Describe a Character?

How To Write Child Characters

36 Core Values For Building Character

Questions To Answer When Creating Characters ***

4 Ways to Make Readers Instantly Loathe Your Character Descriptions

5 Ways to Keep Characters Consistent

Character Archetypes

25 Ways To Fuck With Your Characters

Building Platonic Relationships Between Female Characters

9 Simple and Powerful Ways to Write Body Language 

33 Ways To Write Stronger Characters

Conveying Character Emotion 

How to Make Readers Love an Unlikable Character…  

How to Create Powerful Character Combos

How To Describe A Character’s Voice ***

Describing Clothing And Appearance ***

Career Masterpost ***

Creating Your Character’s Personality ***

Character Flaws ***

Editing

DON’T EDIT>>> REWRITE THE WHOLE THING FIRST

Ultimate Guide To Editing Each Aspect Of Your Work ***

Why You Would Read Your Novel Out Loud ***

Grammar and Punctuation ***

How To Write A Captivating First Sentence

10 Things Your Opening Chapter Should Do: A Check-List for Self-Editing ***

Saving Your Story: Finding Where It Went Wrong

How To Condense Without Losing Anything

The Stages Of Editing

Dialogue/Description Balance

3 Proofreading Tips

The Short Story Form

Chapter & Novel Lengths

Anatomy Of A Novel : Chapters and Parts ***

How To Write Chapter After Chapter Until You Have A Book ***

Where Chapter #2 Should Start

Step By Step Guide To Editing Your Draft

Writing Tool: CTRL-F (How And Why You Should Use It) ***

How To Kill A Character

25 Steps To Edit The Unmerciful Suck Out Of Your Story

5 Ways To Make Your Novel Helplessly Addictive ***

Setting

{Setting} How To Describe Setting In Your Stories ***

20 Questions To Enhance Setting

How To Bring Your Setting To Life

Miscellaneous Resources You Can Use In Between

How to Write from a Guy’s POV 

The Emotional Wounds Thesaurus

Text To Speech Reader

Compare Character Heights 

A Visual Dictionary of Tops

Writers Helping Writers

7 Tricks To Imrove Your Writing Overnight

Work Out/ Word Count : Exercise Between Writing ***

Most Important Writing Tips ***

Let’s talk about diversity in novels

Letting Go Of Your Story

Keeping A Healthy Writing Schedule And Avoiding Procrastination ***

How To Create A Good Book Cover

Write or Die

Tip of my Tongue

Character Traits Form

Online Thesaurus

Writing Sketchy/Medical/Law

Coma: Types, Causes, etc

Tips for writing blood loss

Gunshot Wound Care

Examples of Hospital Forms

Common Legal Questions

The Writer’s Forensics Blog

Brain Injury Legal Guide

Types of Surgical Operations

Types of Mental Health Problems

A Day in the Life of a Mental Hospital Patient

Global Black Market Information ***

Crime Scene Science

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Writers’ Block Help/ Productivity

Story Plot Generator

@aveeragemusings ‘ Cure To Writers’ Block ***

50 Romance Plot Ideas

Reading Like A Writer ***

Defeat Writers’ Block

Writing In A Bad Mood ***

Writers Block

When You’ve Lost Motivation To Write A Novel ***

What To Do When The Words Won’t Flow ***

9 Ways To Be A More Productive Writer

“I Cannot Write A Good Sentence Today” (How To Get Over It) ***

Real Writing Advice ***

Info You Need To Know & Words You Didn’t Think Of

A Writer’s Thesaurus ***

Words To Describe… ***

Words & Phrases To Use In Your Sex Scenes ***

Colors (An Extensive List Of Colors)

List Of Kinks & Fetishes ***

List Of Elemental Abilities

inkarnate.com : World Creator And Map Maker For Your Imaginary Setting

Body Language Phrases

List Of Legendary Creatures

How To Write Magic

Hairstyle References

Hemingway : Writing Checker

Body Types: Words To Describe Bodies and How They Move Around

Poisonous Herbs and Plants ***

The Psychology of Color

The Meaning behind Rose color

Types of Swords

Color Symbolism

How a handgun works

How to Write a Eulogy

Types of Crying

Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes ***

Superstitions and More

The 12 Common Archetypes

Language of Flowers

12 Realistic Woman Body Shapes

Using Feedback And Reviews

Turning Negative Reviews Into Positive Ones ***

Proofreading Marks : Easy Symbols To Make Reviewing/Feedback Easier ***

Authonomy Teen Ink Figment Fiction Press ReviewFuse

These Are Trusted Critique Sites ;)

Can I get a matchup?^^;Im a rather calm person,with a bit sassy sense of humor.I'm understanding toward others,but more strict toward myself.Daydreaming&saving energy a lot.I hate mess&tend to remind people to take care of themselves a lot if they need it,but I'm not the best example of it even if I try hard;;I love gaining new knowledge,I'm into art as well.Ambitious but lazy tho;;I get scared easily.I dislike doing risky things,but if I feel stressed,I tend to act carelessly.Have a nice day^^;

I match you up with:

Jumin Han

He likes that you’re not a risk taker. Honestly, it relaxes him so much because he knows then that you are less likely to get hurt, and he couldn’t bare for you to get hurt.

He loves that you’re calm but that you can also be quite sassy. He just finds it very refreshing and, to him, it feels like you’re trusting him and opening up. He also likes that you’re understanding, because Jumin will need help and patience to get better. Your little reminders for him to take care of himself makes his day.

However, he will beg you to take care of yourself and to be understanding and patient with yourself, and he will definitely care for you and he’ll be incredibly patient, gentle, and kind with you.

He has maids on hand so there will never be a mess, and he’s quite meticulous himself, doing everything to prevent a mess ever being made in the first place. He also has cooks/chefs so there will never be mess in the kitchen either as they take care of it all themselves.

He likes that you’re ambitious, and he will protect you from anything scary, not particularly being big on scares either unless it’s you messing about and trying to scare him.

I hope this is okay, and take care!

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes