…if Your Mouth Is Faster Than Your Brain.

Thor Ragnarok Gag Reel via torrilla

Masterlist

Headcanons

RFA

MC can’t have children (is infertile) [fem MC]

MC has a pet bear [gender-neutral MC]

MC does tarot/astrology for a living [gender-neutral MC]

MC has a psychiatric support cat for anxiety [gender-neutral MC]

RFA with V

none yet!

RFA with Saeran/Unknown

none yet!

RFA with V & Saeran

MC has a fight and makes up with them [gender-neutral MC]

Them doing MC’s makeup [gender-neutral MC]

RFA with Minor Trio (V, Saeran, & Vanderwood)

MC plays otome games [gender-neutral MC]

Yoosung Kim

A relationship with Yoosung [gender-neutral MC]

Zen/Hyun Ryu

A relationship with Zen [gender-neutral MC]

Jaehee Kang

none yet!

Jumin Han

none yet!

707/Seven/Luciel Choi/Saeyoung Choi

none yet!

V/Jihyun Kim

none yet!

Unknown/Saeran Choi

A relationship with Saeran [gender-neutral MC]

Vanderwood

none yet!

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Good morning, I want to make a complaint. There are spiders in my cell. Why can't you clean your dungeon properly?

It’s not our problem. Clean it yourself.

Masterlist

So quite a few people have been looking for a masterlist of my posts. I haven’t posted in almost a month properly, I know. I’m going through a seriously rough patch and honestly I don’t know if I’ll recover from it enough to fall back in love with Mystic Messenger, so I don’t know what’s going to happen with this blog, but for now I’m just going to list the things I’ve posted and then return to my hiatus.

Please note that nearly all of these posts are gender neutral ^^ And none are NSFW because I’m an ace minor.

Headcanons

Sleeping - RFA + V + Unknown

Kisses - RFA + V + Unknown

The Little Things In Life - RFA + V + Unknown

Characters with MC (RFA + V + Unknown usually)

Karaoke with MC (RFA only)

MC has a painful period

Comforting an ill MC

MC attempts suicide (and fails)

MC worried about stretch marks

At the movies

Dancing with MC

MC reporting an abusive relative

MC who gives terrible advice

Texting MC

Cheated on by MC

First date

Comforting a depressed MC

Suicidal MC

Oneshots/Requests/Prompts

I can’t believe you’re wearing my clothes - Saeran

You make me so happy - Saeran

I can’t believe you’re wearing my clothes - Yoosung

Lasertag - Yoosung

Gone (Reset Theory) - 707/Saeyoung

Seven has a Nightmare

Playing in the Snow - Yoosung

Random

Powerful/Powerless MC

How the Reset Feels

Seven lifts MC randomly (v. short)

How Yoosung was blinded (v. short)

Yoosung purrs (v. short)

I’ll update this over time if I continue writing. I have a feeling that I missed a few things, but oh well. If there’s anything I missed that you know of, please tell me!

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By のこ

#12 & #35 w/ minseok for the drabble game please? and oh btw, congrats with the 1k followers 🎉🎉🎉

Prompt: Minseok (feat Baekhyun, sorrynotsorry) + “You taste like fucking candy.” + “You heard me. Take it off.”

Setting/AU: Vampire

Warnings: it’s kind of a crack drabble, mentions of blood & death, supernatural themes, swearing, standard vampire stuff, implied smut.

Word Count: 2366

A/N: Again, sorry this took so long anon, I hope you enjoy it. The idea was originally going to be a witch/wizard au but the vampire one came to me after seeing this prompt and I kept laughing about it so I had to make it happen.

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Knock knock.

You groan from underneath the pillow you’d put over your head in an attempt to block out the incessant knocking at your front door. Who the fuck door knocks at this time of night? You sleepily grabbed your phone, the screen illuminating, temporarily blinding you while showing you the ungodly hour of 3am.

Knock knock.

Czytaj dalej

Myths, Creatures, and Folklore

Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!

General:

General Folklore

Various Folktales

Heroes

Weather Folklore

Trees in Mythology

Animals in Mythology

Birds in Mythology

Flowers in Mythology

Fruit in Mythology

Plants in Mythology

Folktales from Around the World

Africa:

Egyptian Mythology

African Mythology

More African Mythology

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

The Gods of Africa

Even More African Mythology

West African Mythology

All About African Mythology

African Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

The Americas:

Aztec Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Inca Mythology

Maya Mythology

Native American Mythology

More Inca Mythology

More Native American Mythology

South American Mythical Creatures

North American Mythical Creatures

Aztec Gods and Goddesses

Asia:

Chinese Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

More Japanese Mythology

Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures

Indian Mythical Creatures

Chinese Gods and Goddesses

Hindu Gods and Goddesses

Korean Gods and Goddesses

Europe:

Basque Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Etruscan Mythology

Greek Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Mythology

Roman Mythology

Arthurian Legends

Bestiary

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands

Finnish Mythology

Celtic Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Middle East:

Islamic Mythology

Judaic Mythology

Mesopotamian Mythology

Persian Mythology

Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures

Oceania:

Aboriginal Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

More Polynesian Mythology

Mythology of the Polynesian Islands

Melanesian Mythology

Massive Polynesian Mythology Post

Maori Mythical Creatures

Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses

Hawaiian Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses

Creating a Fantasy Religion:

Creating Part 1

Creating Part 2

Creating Part 3

Creating Part 4

Fantasy Religion Design Guide

Using Religion in Fantasy

Religion in Fantasy

Creating Fantasy Worlds

Beliefs in Fantasy

Some superstitions:

Read More

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Shin, Shin! Today is my birthday and my friend painted you and me and I was like omg it's beautiful and I felt loved and... *tries to calm down* *breath in* *breath out* I like you, okay? ;_;

Shin: I’m sure that painting can’t be as beautiful as me can it? I mean it’s highly impossible to recreate something as perfect as me in some painting. However I accept your affection for me.

I’ve gotten conformation from both winners of the #werewolfzenshowloween contest, so here they are.

The winner of the visual category was @sakebobomb! You can view their entry [here].

The winner of the written category was @yandereshit! You can view their entry [here].

Deciding on the winners was really really hard, I recommend taking a glance at [all the entries] since they were all so nice! I thank everyone for their entries and their support, I hope you all continue to enjoy werewolf!zen into the coming months until next howloween!

Can I ask for a match up?♥I'm 21,straight female,uni student.I'm very calm and really hate noise,but surprisingly I have a rich sense of humour.I'm polite,but like to be mean while joking around.I daydream a lot & can fall asleep everywhere,I LOVE sleeping:3I value life stability which I apparently lack:"3 I get stressed&anxious v easily,actually I don't remember the last time I was not;;I tend to avoid people, but I can easily fit in;am secretly starved for affectionT_T thank you in advance.!

Sure thing, anon! Enjoy~

Your match is: V!

Okay, he is a pretty quiet and calm person himself, so you don’t need to worry about too much noise from him

He loves your humor and loves your jokes, but sometimes forgets that you can become a little mean when joking, so you gotta remind him that you are just teasing/messing around every once in a while

He finds it cute how you could literally just fall asleep while sitting on a bench in the middle of the park or something. He secretly loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder/in his lap

V’s life is somewhat stable, so you can lean on him if you need some stability in your life

He works his best to help calm you down and relax you. He hates seeing you anxious and stressed, and wants to help in any way possible. You just have to let him know what to do, and he will do it

He wants to show you affection, but is afraid to become or come off as clingy, so just let him know that you want some attention and he will give you some!

Communication is key in your relationship with V. Just keep talking to him, and you two will make for one amazing couple!