your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Like hide my face, refuse to go to school, and smother my skin in 100 different products horrible acne.
It made me feel incredibly self conscious and every time someone looked at me, I thought they were just looking at my skin and thinking about how bad it was. I hated it.
Of course I tried to fix it with cleansers and creams and miracle whatever, but nothing worked. It wasn’t until I started paying close attention to what I ate and how it affected my skin that my acne started to clear up.
Here’s a quick list of diet related tips to keep your skin acne free:
1. Avoid dairy, alcohol, and sugar. So like, definitely no Bailey’s milkshakes lol. But seriously, all 3 of these are incredibly inflammatory to the body and acne is, essentially, just inflammation. So if you want to reduce acne, the best way to do it is to reduce inflammation in your body. And one of the best ways to do THAT is to cut out these 3 things.
2. Eat 8-10 servings of fruit and vegetables a day. I know this sounds like a lot, but you can easily fit ~6 servings in to a single smoothie!! Fruits and veggies contain antioxidants and phytonutrients and micronutrients and so many other incredible things that are good for your skin! The more the merrier!
3. Take an Omega 3 supplement (preferably vegan). Why? Because omega 3s reduce inflammation in the body!!! I take a vegan omega 3 supplement sourced from algae and it has reduced the redness in my skin dramatically. I noticed a difference only within a month too!
4. Try collagen. Collagen is honestly so good for you. I know it comes from animals so my vegan friends will want to avoid this. But taking collagen everyday has made, hands down, the most dramatic difference in my skin. Collagen smooths your skin making it plumper, softer, and more even. It can also help heal the lining in your gut and a happy gut is a happy life! Just make sure to order collagen from an ethical company that sources it from grass fed pasture raised bovine. And if you don’t want to take collagen…
5. Eat lots of Vitamin C. Vitamin C works to protect the skin, as well as stimulate the production of collagen in the body!!
6. Put fresh turmeric root in your smoothie. Turmeric is one of the most powerful anti inflammatories on the planet. I drink a little bit of fresh turmeric root (along with black pepper to increase the bioavailability of the active ingredient, curcumin) every day to shrink existing pimples, as well as to decrease the redness in my face. This stuff is awesome and a little bit goes a long way!
7. Eat fermented foods or take a probiotic supplement. Your gut is responsible for nearly every aspect of your health, so when your gut is happy and healthy, your skin will be too. And not only do they help with your skin, they can also regulate your digestive sustem, treat mental illnesses, decrease bloating, and help you lose weight! I like to eat lots of kimchi, sauerkraut, and of course kombucha to get a daily dose of probiotics.
Wow ok that was a lot more thorough than I intended lol but I hope this was helpful! Feel free to ask me any questions, I would love to explain any of these further. Xoxo
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Alright everyone since a lot of people have been having issues opening my masterlist I decided to post it here! I seriously cannot believe I’ve written this much, but thank you all for the wonderful requests! I’m excited to keep writing for you all and thank you for sticking around with me and supporting me and my writing! Also I’m horrible with coming up with titles for these so let me know if any of them don’t make any sense! Now without further ado!~
RFA Reacts to MC Walking in on Them Changing
RFA Reacts to Finding That MC is a Professional Dancer
RFA+V React to MC Who Can Rap
RFA+Unknown React to Knowing That They’re in a Game
RFA Taking Care of a Sick MC
RFA React to MC Who Has Burns on Her Arms and Thighs
RFA+V+Unknown React to Yandere MC
RFA+V React to a Circus Performer MC
RFA React to MC Trying to Hide Her Period and Comfort Her
RFA+V React to MC Who’s a Terrible Singer
RFA+V+Unknown as Newlyweds with Fluffy Cuddles
RFA+V React to an Equestrian MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to Being Threatened but MC Beating the Guy Up
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Close to Rika
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Extremely Flirty with an Oblivious Jaehee
RFA+V+Unknown React to Seeing MC Crying Through the Screen Because She Knows They’re Not Real
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Constantly has Red Cheeks
RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood React to MC Who’s a Dance Instructor
RFA+V+Unknown React to a Younger MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Plays Softball
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s a Professional Swimmer
RFA React to MC Dying
RFA React to MC Getting Mugged
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Thinks She’s Heavy and is Self-Conscious
RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood React to Seven Who is Being and Idiot and Won’t Be with MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to an Older MC
RFA+Unknown and Their First Time with MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s in a Wheelchair
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Really into Art and Music
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s a Mystery Magnet
Zen x Jaehee in a Realationship
RFA+V+Unknown Seeing MC Being Attacked but They Can’t Help Her
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Job is Consuming Her
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Giving Birth and Holding Their Child
RFA+V+Unknown as New Parents and How Well They Take Care of Their Babies
RFA+V+Unknown That Have a Deep Friendship With MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Constantly Travels Because of Her Job
RFA+V+Unknown React and Help MC Who Has Androphobia (Fear of Men)
RFA+Unknown React to MC Who Lost Her Memories
RFA+Unknown React to MC Who’s Gender Fluid
RFA React to MC Who’s a Runner and Help Her Train For It
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s Blind
RFA+Unknown+Vanderwood BDSM Headcanons
RFA+V+Unknown Have a Cute and Fluffy Shower With MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Works at a Maid Cafe
Zen and Jumin With a MC Who Justifies Everything That She Does for Them Because She Loves Them
How Seven and Unknown Would Be if Their Father was Kind and Raised Them
RFA React to MC Who’s Insecure About Being Heavy
RFA When They Go Bowling With MC
RFA+V+Unknown When They Lose a Short MC in a Large Crowd
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Has a Fraternal Twin
RFA Come Home to Find MC Crying Herself to Sleep and Comfort Her
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who’s a World Famous Scientist
RFA+Unknown React to MC Who’s Parents are Upset that She Has One Bad Grade and Comfort Her
RFA React to and Watch Rick and Morty With MC
RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood React to MC Who Dyes Her Hair a New and Unique Color
RFA React to MC Losing Their Unborn Child but Then They Have One Together
RFA+V+Unknown React to Coming Home and Seeing MC Cleaning but She Turns Out to be an Awesome Dancer
RFA React to MC Who’s Catholic and Wants to Wait Until After Marriage to Have Sex
RFA React to MC Telling Them that She’s a Lesbian
RFA+Unknown React to MC Who Has Super Soft and Puffy Hair
RFA React to MC Who’s a Fan of Dolls
RFA+V+Unknown Find Out That MC Takes Anti-Depressants
RFA+V+Unknown Comfort MC When Her Parents Tell Her That She’s a Disappointment
Zen Helps Yoosung Work Out Plus Bonding
RFA and How They React With Their Toddlers
Zen x Jaehee as a Couple Plus Parents
RFA React to MC Who Doesn’t Have Any Memories of Who She was Before Joining the RFA
RFA+V+Unknown Switch Bodies With MC for 24 Hours
RFA+V+Unknown With a MC Who Sings All of the Time
RFA+Unknown Using the Song ‘Just the Way You Are’ to Describe Their Love for MC
RFA React to MC Sensually Licking Food From the Corner of Their Mouths
RFA React to MC With Long Hair Suddenly Chopping it Short
RFA React to MC Finding a Huge Spider During One of Their RFA Meetings
RFA React to MC Who Sleep Walks Out of the House
RFA+Unknown React to Love Live! Plus Who Their Best Girls Are
RFA React to MC Regaining Her Past Lost Memories
RFA Have a Terminal Illness and How They React to it With MC
RFA React to MC Not Being Able to Have Children
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Becoming Blind After They Meet Her
RFA+V+Unknown React to a Male MC
RFA+V+Unknown React to MC Who Has PTSD
RFA+V+Unknown and MC During Their One Year Anniversary Party
V Only
General V Headcanons
Jumin Only
How Jumin Proposes to MC
Jumin Falls in Love With a MC Who’s Husband Passed Away and She’s Pregnant With His Child
Jumin Gets Stranded in Commoner’s Territory and Spends the Day with MC’s Younger Brother
Zen Only
Zen Notices that MC Can’t Handle When People Flirt With Her
Zen Finds Out that MC is Rich
MC Calls Zen in the Middle of the Night to Ask for Help Killing a Spider in Her Apartment Since She’s Scared of Them
Yoosung Only
General Yoosung Headcanons
MC Isn’t in the RFA and Yoosung Likes Her but He’s Insecure About his Height
People Tell MC that Yoosung Likes Her but She Doesn’t Believe Them Since She’s Chubby
Yoosung Playing Dungeons and Dragons Together With MC
Unknown Only
How Saeran Confesses his Feelings to MC
Jaehee Only
Having Jaehee as Your Best Friend Instead of Your Lover
Jaehee Dating a ftm!MC
Mini Headcanons
Out of the MysMe Boys, Who’s Been Circumcised?
Are the RFA Members Weak to MC When She’s in Tears?
How Do the RFA Members Argue With MC and Do They Give in if She Cries?
RFA Members React to MC Who Savors Her Food When She Eats
Jumin and Zen React to MC’s Ex Trying to Get Back with Her but She Round House Kicks Them into Oblivion
Mini FanFics
I’ll Take Care of You Brother (Saeyoung & Saeran)
Happy Birthday! (Yoosung x MC)
Happy Birthday!! (Saeyoung and Saeran)
How Jumin Feels About Saeran (Jumin and Saeran)
How to Draw : Hairstyles Pt. 1
After a really long time this is finally done, I still have a few request projects to work on but this was at the top of the queue. A tutorial discussing the various methods and styles of drawing hair, specifically using shapes, tufts and strands.
Requested fics: *
last updated: 04/30/18
Most recent post: Leavin the RFA: Jumin Han
RFA Headcanons:
A Lovely Morning
Puppy Blues
The Boyfriend Shirt
Leaving the RFA*
Zen
Yoosung
Jumin
Fics:
JUMIN HAN:
Cold Feet *
Powerful MC*
Partition *
Little Talks
Only You*
HAN-SOME STRANGER
RESTRAINT
TRANSPARENCY
ZEN (HYUN RYU)
LOST STARS: A Mystic Messenger Fic
Prologue
Part 1
SAEYOUNG CHOI:
Marry Me at the Space Station *
Jealous 707*
★ Fandoms are listed in alphabetical order, fics are listed from oldest to the top, newest to the bottom in each respective category. ★
★ Like what you see? Please consider donating to my [ko-fi] or supporting my [Patreon], I’d really appreciate it! ★
★ I also have an [ao3] account and a [wattpad] account! ★
★ ★ ★ DIABOLIK LOVERS ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Listen to me, Sow – Yuma Mukami x MC —– Hellishly Irresistible – Shu Sakamaki x MC —– Come to Hell with Me – Laito Sakamaki x MC —– You Better Stay Still – Ruki Mukami x MC —– I Can’t Wait to Unwrap You – Laito Sakamaki x MC
–Quick Writes– —– Ayato’s Love Bites (NSFW)
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★ ★ ★ KILLING STALKING ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Do You Want to Suck My Cock, Charlie? – Sangwoo Oh x OC
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★ ★ ★ MYSTIC MESSENGER ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Is This What Princesses Like? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– This is for My Pleasure First – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– This Time, it’s My Pleasure – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– I Wish I Was There Right Now – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC —– We Could Have Some Fun – Yoosung Kim x MC —– You Don’t Need to be Nervous With me – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– You’re Gorgeous, Love – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– You’re Releasing an Animal Tonight – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– And I Want Your Blood – Vampire!Jumin Han x MC —– Imagine Me, Werewolf!Zen – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– You’re Going to Give Me Your Soul – Demon!Yoosung Kim x MC —– There’s More Potion Where That Came From – Witch!Jaehee Kang x MC —– It Sounds All the Better When You Play it, Love – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Too Bad You Can’t Fuck a Hologram – GHOST!Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC —– I Want You For Dessert – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– This is What Netflix and Chill is, Right? – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x Male!MC —– The Camera Doesn’t Make Beauty, it Captures It – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– This Was What You Had Planned? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Shall We Go Back to Bed? – Jumin Han x MC —– Let Me Eat You Until You Can’t Take It – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Try to Stay Quiet – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Just Check Your Messages – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Do You Like How my Bike Vibrates? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Our Birthday Isn’t Over Yet – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC x Unknown(Saeran Choi) —– I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, Officer – Police Officer!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC
–Smut Series– —– One Night Standerwood (Part 1) (Part 2) – Vanderwood x MC
–Fluff– —– As I Love You – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– You’re the Most Gorgeous of People – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– There’s My Beautiful Princess’s Smile – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Can We Take Your Picture? – No Pairings, V(Jihyun Kim) Focus
–Quick Writes– —– Making Out With Jumin (Smut-ish) —– Jumin and Jaehee Curing a Headache (NSFW) —– Shower Lesson With Jihyun (NSFW) —– Giving Zen Head (NSFW) —– Zen’s Valentine’s Day Cocklate (NSFW) —– Giving Jihyun Head (NSFW) —– Zen’s Happy Trail (NSFW) —– Teasing Unknown (NSFW) —– Vanderwood’s Training (NSFW) —– Blindfolded by Zen (NSFW) —– Yoosung’s Birthday Blowjob (NSFW) —– Maid Seven (NSFW) —– Say Something [Zen] (Angst) —– Blindfolded Zen (NSFW) —– Zen’s Beast (NSFW) —– Walls [Zen] (Angst) —– Butler!Zen (NSFW) —– Werewolf!Zen’s Tease (NSFW)
–SFW Headcanons– —– Job Switch (RFA + V) —– Favorite Card/Board games (RFA + V + Unknown) —– As Songs from Wicked (RFA) —– Getting into a Fight (Zen) —– Reacting to the Death of MC (RFA)
–NSFW Headcanons– —– First Time with Male!MC (RFA + V + Unknown + Vanderwood) —– Shy MC Hinting at Sex (RFA)
–Vanderweek 2017– —– Day 1: Memories —– Day 2: Vanderwood Route —– Day 3: Romance (NSFW) —– Day 4: Hobbies —– Day 5: Conflict
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★ ★ ★ UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA ★ ★ ★ –Quick Writes– —– Cuddling with Natsuki (Fluff)
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★ ★ ★ VOLTAGE INC ★ ★ ★ ★ Scandal in the Spotlight ★ –Smut– —– The Best Birthday Present of All – Kyohei Rikudoh x MC
–SFW Headcanons– —– Steamy Collab with Idol!MC (Kyohei)
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So quite a few people have been looking for a masterlist of my posts. I haven’t posted in almost a month properly, I know. I’m going through a seriously rough patch and honestly I don’t know if I’ll recover from it enough to fall back in love with Mystic Messenger, so I don’t know what’s going to happen with this blog, but for now I’m just going to list the things I’ve posted and then return to my hiatus.
Please note that nearly all of these posts are gender neutral ^^ And none are NSFW because I’m an ace minor.
Headcanons
Sleeping - RFA + V + Unknown
Kisses - RFA + V + Unknown
The Little Things In Life - RFA + V + Unknown
Characters with MC (RFA + V + Unknown usually)
Karaoke with MC (RFA only)
MC has a painful period
Comforting an ill MC
MC attempts suicide (and fails)
MC worried about stretch marks
At the movies
Dancing with MC
MC reporting an abusive relative
MC who gives terrible advice
Texting MC
Cheated on by MC
First date
Comforting a depressed MC
Suicidal MC
Oneshots/Requests/Prompts
I can’t believe you’re wearing my clothes - Saeran
You make me so happy - Saeran
I can’t believe you’re wearing my clothes - Yoosung
Lasertag - Yoosung
Gone (Reset Theory) - 707/Saeyoung
Seven has a Nightmare
Playing in the Snow - Yoosung
Random
Powerful/Powerless MC
How the Reset Feels
Seven lifts MC randomly (v. short)
How Yoosung was blinded (v. short)
Yoosung purrs (v. short)
I’ll update this over time if I continue writing. I have a feeling that I missed a few things, but oh well. If there’s anything I missed that you know of, please tell me!
DIY Crochet Flower Patterns
Happy Patty Crochet on Etsy
So recently I came across a fellow artist who was struggling to find a free art program, and considering dropping the large amount of money for a Photoshop license. I know not everyone can afford such an expensive program, so I’ve compiled a list of programs with no cost to download and use.
Keep in mind all computers are different, so not all will work for everyone. Also, I’ve only ever used Windows, so for the most part, I’m not sure if everything will work for Mac. if in doubt check the website linked.
Photoshop CS2 - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)
FireAlpaca - (Windows and Mac)
Sketchbook Copic Edition - (Windows and Mac)
GIMP - (Windows) (Mac)
Paint tool SAI [cracked] - (Windows) (Mac)
Paint tool SAI 2 beta - (tumblr post on said program)
iPaint - (Mac)
Paintbrush - (Mac)
Pencil - (Windows, Mac)
Paint.NET - (Windows)
Seashore [still in development, ver 0.5] - (Mac)
ChocoFlop - (Mac)
Inkscape - (Mac and Windows)
ArtRage [Demo] - (Mac and Windows)
OpenCanvas 1.1[must pay for 2.0] - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)
MyPaint - (Windows)
Krita - (Windows)
Vectorian [Supports Animation] - (Windows)
Pixia[Japanese, some English versions] - (Windows)
Asperite - (Windows)
Chasys Draw IES - (Windows)
SmoothDraw - (Windows)
TwistedBrush Open Studio - (Windows)
BOUNS - CTRL+Paint [Great for teaching all kinds of stuff, like how to use digital programs.]
If you know more free programs, please add onto this!
Can I get a matchup?^^I'm rather calm,but cheerful.Ppl often say I'm sad but I just think&daydream a lot.I love art,music&literature,I also write a lot.I really like gaining knowledge&I study finances which absorbs me a lot.I'm understanding&patient to others,but more strict to myself.I get stressed pretty easily&sometimes anxious/scared of things like dogs/fire.I hate mess and procrastinating;;I have a weird humor that makes me seem sassy.But I still get flustered prety easily;;Have a nice day!
Matchup: V
this man is going to protect you,, always
and love you,, always
he thinks it’s adorable when you daydream, and loves to hear about them if you’re willing to share
Secretly hopes you’re daydreaming about him whenever he catches you spacing out
You often get inspiration from V’s photographs when writing. His pictures helps you pick proper scenery.
Too many cute fights over who is more talented
“That looks amazing! I wish I was good like you,”
“Don’t be silly, You’re better than I am!”
“You’re so much better, though,”
100% most supportive boyfriend anyone could ever ask for
He gets upset when you’re hard on yourself, and stands by your side if you’re having a rough time.
He’ll become 10x more affectionate during this time, and takes you to his favorite spots for taking photographs, as a way to clear your mind
blown away by the sass
offended the first time you sassed him
like you’re this calm, cheerful, and pretty person… honestly didn’t think you had it in you
it becomes such a turn on for him. he won’t ever admit it, though.
Best friend: Jumin Han
It takes awhile for Jumin to warm up to you
He is so cautious of you after witnessing what Rika did to V
Just wants to protect his friend
But once he saw what type of person you were, he gains a big liking in you
Jumin feels so comfortable around you, it’s almost the same comfort he feels with V.
You’re able to talk about all good book you’ve read with him. It’s your thing to loan each other the books you’ve enjoyed the most.
He’ll read to you till you fall asleep on days where V is away on trips and you’re missing him
He’ll help you with any finance studies you have, which frequently ends in his complaints about the company.
You urge him to talk to you whenever he feels stressed out. He likes the fact that you listen to what he has to say, and able to understand his viewpoint on things.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
A side blog, meant to contain useful lifehacks and references. Useful for me, of course.
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