How To Draw : Hairstyles Pt. 1

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

Apparently today is the tenth anniversary of the Boom De Yada song, which always makes me feel better, so here it is for you to enjoy if you’ve never seen it

Can I get a matchup?^^;Im a rather calm person,with a bit sassy sense of humor.I'm understanding toward others,but more strict toward myself.Daydreaming&saving energy a lot.I hate mess&tend to remind people to take care of themselves a lot if they need it,but I'm not the best example of it even if I try hard;;I love gaining new knowledge,I'm into art as well.Ambitious but lazy tho;;I get scared easily.I dislike doing risky things,but if I feel stressed,I tend to act carelessly.Have a nice day^^;

I match you up with:

Jumin Han

He likes that you’re not a risk taker. Honestly, it relaxes him so much because he knows then that you are less likely to get hurt, and he couldn’t bare for you to get hurt.

He loves that you’re calm but that you can also be quite sassy. He just finds it very refreshing and, to him, it feels like you’re trusting him and opening up. He also likes that you’re understanding, because Jumin will need help and patience to get better. Your little reminders for him to take care of himself makes his day.

However, he will beg you to take care of yourself and to be understanding and patient with yourself, and he will definitely care for you and he’ll be incredibly patient, gentle, and kind with you.

He has maids on hand so there will never be a mess, and he’s quite meticulous himself, doing everything to prevent a mess ever being made in the first place. He also has cooks/chefs so there will never be mess in the kitchen either as they take care of it all themselves.

He likes that you’re ambitious, and he will protect you from anything scary, not particularly being big on scares either unless it’s you messing about and trying to scare him.

I hope this is okay, and take care!

Mystic Messenger | Headcanon and Blurb Master List

Headcanons

RFA+Minor Trio – MC Surprises Them with an Amusement Park Trip

RFA+Minor Trio - MC Good at Skating Takes Them Skating for the First Time

NSFW-RFA+Minor Trio - Cursed Into ‘Heat’

(Mildly)NSFW-RFA+Minor Trio - MC Super Late for Work Hijacks Their Shower

RFA+Saeran - Cuddling MC on Couch and Get on Top of Her

RFA+Minor Trio – MC Terrible at Dancing Takes Them to a Club

Vanderwood in Love with Default MC

Blurbs

ZenRan, SaeranxZen

JuminxMC Jealous Jumin

Vanderwood Cares for Seven Turned Into a Cat

VanderwoodxMC-Caring for Neighbor’s 4-Year-Old for the Weekend

NSFW SevenxMC Seven Has a Wet Dream, MC Helps Out

Send me an ask! Patrons get first dibs, but everyone else is first come first serve. NSFW and SFW accepted. Check out my fanfictions.

100 prompts!

hi guys! here are some prompts for everyone (and myself please ask me)!

1. “Please don’t leave me.“

2. “Where are you going?”

3. “You can’t just leave!”

4. “Watch me.”

5. “That’s starting to get annoying”

6. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

7. “You can’t just sit there all day.”

8. “Please talk to me.”

9. “Don’t make me get on my hands and knees and start begging.”

10. “Who do you think you are?”

11. “Why are you here?”

12. “What do you want?”

13. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

14. “How is my wife more badass than me?”

15. “Oh my god. Please kill it.”

16. “I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”

17. “I’m going to marry you one day.”

18. “I fucking hate everything about you.”

19. “Could you not suck for five minutes?”

20. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

21. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

22. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”

23. “Well, that’s tragic.”

24. “I need a place to stay.”

25. “I’m not here to make friends.”

26. “I’m too sober for this.”

27. “You are actually insane!”

28. “It’s like -50 degrees in here.”

29. “I need you to stay here with me.”

30. “I think you’re actually Satan.”

31. “I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

32. “No regrets.”

33. “I am fucking exhausted.”

34. “You don’t get to decide what is best for me.”

36. “I ran out of gas, and I have no fucking idea where I am. Can you please come help me?”

37. “Have you seen my keys?”

38. “Meet your new baby.”

39. “I never want to have children again.”

40. “WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD?”

41. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

42. “Laugh at my jokes. They’re funny and you know it.”

43. “You have to make dinner tonight.”

44. “The kids, they came out of nowhere.”

45. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!”

46. “Stop being so cute.”

47. “I feel like I can’t breathe when I’m around you.”

48. “You need to see a doctor.”

49. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

50. “It was a joke, baby. I swear.”

51. “This is girl talk, so leave.”

52. “You are driving me fucking insane!”

53. “Could I have five minutes… alone?”

54. “I don’t know they’re your kids.”

55. “Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”

56. “I’m late”

57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

58. “You smell like a wet dog.”

59. “I want to punch you right now.”

60. “Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment?”

61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

62. “If you can’t sleep…then how about we have sex?”

63. “Here, take my blanket.”

64. “I will never forget about you.”

65. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

66. “Run for it!”

67. “We need to talk.”

68. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

69. “Buy me a puppy.”

70. “You. I just need you right now.”

71. “Will you just hold me?”

72. “Fuck my life.”

73. “I don’t love you anymore.”

74. “Holy shit! That thing is huge!”

75. “Do you find this amusing, fuck face?”

76. “Put that thing away!”

77. “How fucking dare you.”

78. “Don’t shame me.”

79. “Can you please just do me one favor?”

80. “Quit whining!”

81. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

82. “Does he know about the baby?”

83. “Hold still.”

84. “I just cleaned that!”

85. “You’re a real dick, you know that?

86. "Don’t get sassy with me!”

87. “What do you have behind your back?”

88. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

89. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me God.”

90. “I think I just saw a ghost.”

91. “Sometimes I wish I were dead.”

92. “Do you even care anymore? About me?”

93. “Tell me that you need me.”

94. “Say it and I’ll stay.”

95. “This place is fucking haunted.”

96. “Halloween is my favorite holiday.”

97. “I don’t think this is working out.”

98. “Tell me what you want.”

99. “I had a nightmare.”

100. “Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”

A summary of how people die (and don't) in swordfights

This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives.  However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction that involves hacking and slashing your villain(s) to death.  If you want the nitty gritty of the hows and whys of this, you can find it at the original source.

…even in the case of mortal wounds, pain may not reach levels of magnitude sufficient to incapacitate a determined swordsman.

Causes of death from stabs and cuts:

massive bleeding (exsanguination) - most common

air in the bloodstream (air embolism)

suffocation (asphyxia)

air in the chest cavity (pneumothorax)

infection

Stabbing vs cutting:

Stabbing someone actually takes very little force if you don’t hit bone or hard cartilage.

The most important factor in the ease of stabbing is the velocity of the blade at impact with the skin, followed by the sharpness of the blade.

Stabbing wounds tend to close after the weapon is withdrawn.

Stabbing wounds to muscles are not typically very damaging.  Damage increases with the width of the blade.

Cutting wounds are typically deepest at the site of initial impact and get shallower as force is transferred from the initial swing to pushing and pressing.

Cutting wounds have a huge number of factors that dictate how deep they are and how easily they damage someone: skill, radial velocity, mass of the blade, and the size of the initial impact.

Cutting wounds along the grain of musculature are not typically very damaging but cutting wounds across the grain can incapacitate.

Arteries vs veins:

Severed veins have almost zero blood pressure and sometimes even negative pressure.  They do not spurt but major veins can suck air in causing an air embolism.

Cutting or puncturing a vein is usually not fatal.

Severed arteries have high blood pressure.  The larger arteries do spurt and can often cause death due to exsanguination.

Body parts as targets:

Severing a jugular vein in the neck causes an air embolism and will make the victim collapse after one or two gasps for air.

Severing a carotid artery in the neck cuts off the blood supply to the brain but the victim may be conscious for up to thirty seconds.

Stabbing or cutting the neck also causes the victim to aspirate blood that causes asphyxiation and death.

Severing a major abdominal artery or vein would cause immediate collapse, but this takes a fairly heavy blade and a significant amount of effort because they are situated near the spine.

Abdominal wounds that only impact the organs can cause death but they do not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the interior of the upper arm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the palm side of the forearm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing the femoral artery at a point just above and behind the knee is the best location.  Higher up the leg it is too well protected to easily hit.  This disables and will eventually kill the victim but does not immediately incapacitate.

Cutting across the muscles of the forearm can immediately end the opponent’s ability to hold their weapon.

Cutting across the palm side of the wrist causes immediate loss of ability to hold a weapon.

Stab wounds to the arm do not significantly impact the ability to wield a weapon or use it.

Cuts and stab wounds to the front and back of the legs generally do not do enough muscle damage to cause total loss of use of that leg.

Bone anywhere in the body can bend or otherwise disfigure a blade.

The brain can be stabbed fairly easily through the eyes, the temples, and the sinuses.  

Stabs to the brain are more often not incapacitating.

The lungs as targets:

Slicing into the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  This also requires either luck to get between the ribs or a great deal of force to penetrate the ribs.

Stabbing the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  It is significantly easier to stab between ribs than to slice.

It is possible to stab the victim from the side and pass through both lungs with an adequate length blade.  It is very unlikely that this will happen with a slicing hit.

“Death caused solely by pneumothorax is generally a slow process, occurring as much as several hours after the wound is inflicted.”

Lung punctures also typically involve the lung filling with blood, but this is a slow process.

The heart as a target:

I’m just going to quote this paragraph outright with a few omissions and formatting changes for clarity because it’s chock-full of good info:

…[stabbing] wounds to the heart the location, depth of penetration, blade width, and the presence or absence of cutting edges are important factors influencing a wounded duelist’s ability to continue a combat.

Large cuts that transect the heart may be expected to result in swift incapacitation…

…stab wounds, similar to those that might be inflicted by a thrust with a sword with a narrow, pointed blade may leave a mortally wounded victim capable of surprisingly athletic endeavors. 

Essentially, the heart can temporarily seal itself well enough to keep pressure up for a little while if it’s a simple stab.  The arteries around the heart, while they are smaller and harder to hit, actually cause incapacitation much more quickly.

Hey! I was wondering, do you have any favorite rika fanfic you'd recommend reading?

uuuuuhhhhhhhh there is a dearth of rika fic, to put it lightly, but i’ll try my best.

any rika fic by @cannibalisticskittles (khismer on ao3) is good

a taste of paradise by sunflowerfield is good, but it has saeran/mc if you’re okay with that.

warm blood by hopeheavy is bit artsier than usual but it works.  go read it

i have a fic tag on this blog, and some of my faves from the stuff i’ve reblogged include:

Wanting by @robultrash

Monster by @rosekasa

i’ve also written some drabbles from requests, i like my own writing well enough.

i’m really sorry i couldn’t have been of more help, there’s just not a lot of rika fic in general (*´_ゝ｀)

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

What kind of people do you throw in your dungeon(s)?

Discrimination is a bad thing.

That’s why we throw every kind of people and their grandmothers in the dungeon!