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reminders to myself:

- i am not a burden

- i am allowed to make mistakes

- i am not worthless

- i have purpose

- i am loved even if it doesn’t always feel like it

- i have a future

- i am not a bad person

- i am trying my best and that matters

- i deserve to love myself

I just want//need// a fanfiction with the ineffable husbands/wives, so sweet and tender that i just wanna die. right now. thanks

Would love to see a animation about the ineffable husbands dancing to L-O-V-E from Nat King Cole 😖 but unfortunately i can neither draw nor animate 😫💔

Today is a shitty day. First I got middle ear infection, then my neighbor decides,,,hey today would be the perfect day to celebrate a party in the apartment! that's right next to mine. the walls are thin. to thin...with the same damn song ten times in a row..i just want some sleep for somebodys sake!

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Hey Y'all!

I'm searching for a short nickname for my own. It don't have to be a real word or name. If you have something in mind that could fit, feel free to send me a message.

It's just course,,,i'm really struggling with the names/nicknames that i have,,,nothing seems to fit.

Could you do another piratelock list please? Either AUs, or Sherlock and John getting captured on a ship somehow or something ;) thanks!

Hey friend, okay, here’s some ship and pirate stuff …

Piratelock & Ships (the seafaring kind ;)

OutOn The Rocks by HarleyMischief, 24 k, mature. John is a mermanforcefully captured and brought aboard the ship of Captain Sherlock Holmes.

AFurther Sea by i_ship_an_armada, ShinySherlock, 125 k, explicit.Here be a tale of adventure for both body and soul, but beware if ye be not ofstout heart, for this be piratelock, ya savvy?  (Locked to AO3.)

Captain’sPet by Endellion, 26 k, explicit. Non-con warnings. Captain John Watson is apirate after serving in His Majesty’s Naval force. He comes across a kidnappedSherlock Holmes on another pirate ship and takes him for his own. (Locked toAO3.)

Glimpseof Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter, 86 k, teen. Captain SherlockHolmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret bysomeone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by aGlimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence. Rarely are they ever one in the same.

This Weather by quixoticlie, 12 k, explicit.John Watson thought he led a pretty nice life, until one day, he’s kidnappedand taken aboard a pirate ship.

StolenNight by janto321(FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. Sherlock is a pirate, John is a soldier. All theirnights together are stolen.

CaptainRedbeard bygrimmfairy, 3 k, not rated. John Watson is a ship’s doctor on a Navy ship.Sherlock is a feared and respected pirate that attack’s John’s ship. Inexchange for letting John’s ship go free, John’s captain offers him up as ahostage and Sherlock accepts.

Seas of Love and Revengebythatawkwardfriend, 20 k, teen. John Watson is taken captive on a pirate ship.And not just by any pirate: the legendary Captain Sherlock Holmes.

Out in the Water by MojoFlower, 3 k,explicit. Shameless merman/pirate porn, y'all. 

Odd Birds by lockedin221b, 6 k, explicit. (Mythical AU.) Ships avoid a certain passage where strange singing affects the crew. Sherlock has always been unaffected until a new voice joins the choir, a male voice

What I want from you by emmahogany, 1 k,teen. He was the best. His deep baritone sounds lured every soul he wanted intothe water. No one could resist him. Man, woman, child. They were doomed when hedecided they were his. Doomed from the second he started his song.

On the High Seas. by Meowzalot, 78 k,explicit. Pirate Johnlock AU. Sherlock is a pirate captain. He overtakes theship John was on.

Pirate’s Treasure by Endellion. 11 k,explicit. Sherlock Holmes is a pirate Captain, John Watson is Admiral of theKing’s Navy. Sherlock kidnaps John after a battle on the open seas. (Locked toAO3.)

The Heart of a Pirate by StarlightAndFireflies,65 k, teen. Lieutenant John Watson, first mate on one of the greatest ships ofthe line in British Royal Navy history, has never seen a pirate in person. Thatis, until one strange, foggy night, when a mysterious ship attacks.

The Captain And TheDoctor by Random_Nexus,1 k, mature. The captain and the ship’s doctor negotiating tea. Srsly, I kidyou not. (Locked to AO3.)

Over FathomsDeep by bittergreens. WIP, explicit. Historical AU. AristocratSherlock and sailor John meet on a long sea voyage. Sherlock is so shy andawkward, and John a golden ray of light bouncing into his life. How sweet isthis budding relationship!

hey, any smut/explicit fic recs? If you still do them. Thank you in advance

Hey Nonny!

LOL are you looking for anything in particular? I rec a lot of E-rated fics and have a tonne of them so you’ll have to be more specific, LOL. I AM making a new PWP list so that will be up soon if you’re looking for PWP :P Otherwise, here’s what I have posted so far under my “Kinks and Smut” subheading:

PWP / Smut

Toplock / Bottomlock

Johnlock Body Swap

Trapped and/or Dirty Talk

Sherlock’s Military Kink

Praise Kink

Psychology or Classic Conditioning 

Threesomes 

Morning Sex (Short Fics) 

Rimming 

Food Sex 

Lingerie / Undergarments (Sexy Fics) 

Bottomlock (April 2019)