The Police:- Sir U Can't Just Lie In The Middle Of The Road
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed
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Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????
Do u ever remember a good post and u start typing and then u forget what it was like the other day I was getting my......
Do u think that we could invent a device operated with batteries which could like toast a bread between our hands when we hold it. Like I would hold the bread between my toaster gloves and somehow switch on the toaster glove and boom a toaster bread
Do u guy's ever realise that divorce is basically based on
De Morgan's law.
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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