Do U Ever Remember A Good Post And U Start Typing And Then U Forget What It Was Like The Other Day I

I just sat there thinking like how we haven't named our moon , we just call it moon like we have no name for it like earth has one moon the moon moon . Petition to name the moon dusty ass booi...

Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????

Imma kill this bitch if she don't let me eat my soup in piece ....

I need a ad-block in real life.

When she comes over and shows her tiddies

Checkmate scientists.

Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.

*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*

*reality *

Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.

*hangs myself *

It makes me sad that our generation doesn't listen to our parent's advice but shove tide pods or condoms or kill themselves if some game or online challenge tell them to do it

When u see it....

What if air could travel faster than sounds and we could first smell fart and then their voice of farting.