Interviewer:- Tell me a little bits about yourself
Me:- 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
Years from now cats will dig to ur grave and extract the crude oil formed from ur skeleton
Do cats or dogs or any other animal curse when they are fighting
Like imagine a cat saying "fuck ya Jacob you r a cunt. U r the motherfucker who slept with my wife."
Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???
If u ever look at the balls of other animals pretty sure u r gay......
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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