Man if I had any money.
An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.
*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*
*reality *
Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.
*hangs myself *
If u were bald technically u could calculate the amount of hair on ur head.
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
Hey guys do u realise if I throw a ball standing on the equator in the West side and someone standing on the exact opposite side of the earth throws the ball in the opposite direction , technically we both are slowing down the rotation of earth.
Do u ever just like phase out and like lay there doing nothing thinking about how did someone designed spoons
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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