A Bug Gets Inside My Ear

Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.

They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.

I once fed a bird.It said thank you. I said my pleasure. The bird had tears in his eyes. The bird was just showing me the tinder pics he used for his baby shower. I gave him my napkin.He used it. I started crying. The bird just flew and I never saw it again.

Reblog If u cried at this sad story

Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

I just sat there thinking like how we haven't named our moon , we just call it moon like we have no name for it like earth has one moon the moon moon . Petition to name the moon dusty ass booi...

Do u guy's ever realise that divorce is basically based on

De Morgan's law.

Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????

Grammar Difficulty Level By Country

U can't spell chemistry without pronouncing history

Last night I saw a kid sitting in a corner crying.

I asked him what happened. He told me he didn't want to study and it was difficult and finals were approaching.

After that my parents caught the kid crying along with me.

That's my daily fucking priority

Y'all post some celebrity birthday on yo dash like ya expecting them to pop in ya dms saying "hey there Delilah thanks for the wishes,but ya choosing my photo wrong"