Trans Friends— This Has Been Circulating A Lot On The Internet Already But PLEASE Stop Ordering From

When I worked at a library I was looking for a spider man book when the phone rang. I introduced myself to the caller as the amazing spider man.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

*marge simpson holding a potato voice* I just think he’s neat

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

This didn’t go as anticipated lmfao

Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face

literally my favorite type of tweet