You are the last full human in the world, which is overrun with supernatural creatures. They are taking you in for testing as you are the only one immune to a new disease.
Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications
(@whateverwhocares6)
Tsuyu: Hey Mom, Dad, Kaminari, my friends are here to study!
Midoriya: Wait why is Kaminari here
Kaminari: I’ve been spending afternoons here since I was 5. The better question is why are you here?
Kaminari: The bakusquad? More like the girls and the gays.
Bakugou: I’m begging you to stop
Tokoyami: The world is a dark, broken place.
Kaminari: And? That's why you annoy as many people as possible.
This is what the alien who is trying to give you hints has to continuously remind themselves as you continue to be oblivious.
Studies have shown that humans are terrible at recognizing flirtatious behavior in other humans. We’re even worse at recognizing it in aliens.
Characters whose naiveness is a form of protest, my beloved. Who know that there are dark things below but refuse to look down. Who will not let you take this last bit of childishness from them. Who are doomed by their unwillingness to acknowledge the darkness. Who everyone knows will be destroyed for holding on to something they could never truly have. Who are playing at normalcy and foolishness to avoid having to face the music.
You may not be a child, may not have ever been a child, will not ever get to be a child. The darkness with taint anything resembling a childhood, no matter how much you shelter yourself. Yet I will love you anyway, and I hope that you can slowly begin to look through your fingers, to remove your hands from your eyes. I hope you learn to acknowledge and deconstruct the darkness, because I love that you will not let the darkness take any more.
Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.
The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?
Love writing an absolute war crime of a fanfic. I did zero research outside of the one Special Interest aspect of this fic. I am purposefully mischaracterizing your fave to have a plot. I have entirely disregarded canon. The best part? I don’t care if anyone likes it because I’m only writing it to get the words to exit my brain.
y'all know the wizard maze uquiz, right? (if not, here)
i genuinely started crying when i thought i had to leave <3 but THEN !!!!
pure bliss. i will never leave. i love my wizard friends
Kaminari: No one can hate you more than you hate yourself
Class 1a: Mood
Aizawa: Are you all ok?
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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