Shinsou: How Do You Fall Asleep So Quickly?

Literally any two people will be arguing and I WILL dramatically go “The girls are figtinggg” to immediately make myself the common enemy. It works so well. No more argument, only disgust for the little guy in the corner who just said those words.

Wanted: Some sanity

Reward: A mentally stable me who can actually handle trauma

*laughs because it's a joke, but then someone comments on your fanfiction and it's the best day of your life*

Kirishima talking about Bakugou: He’s the light of my life, amazing.

Bakugou, talking about Kirishima: I don’t hate him and he makes me feel feelings.

Now, you have befriended most of them. This comes in handy when the apocalypse rolls around.

“Don’t go near the delinquents” they say. But once you approach them, they prove to be the nicest people in this school.

Kirishima shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair.

Dabi, also shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair

Both: Don’t be sad go dye your hair

Random Writing Prompt 4

As a joke, you attempt to decipher an ancient ruin on display at the museum. You end up summoning an ancient god that you need to put back before he ends the world.

Midoriya on Christmas: SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!

Bakugou on Christmas: I do not understand why you scream the same songs every year for a holiday rooted in gifts.

Tokoyami, narrarating: This is the most intellectual that Bakugou gets.

Some person: What is your problem?

Sero: He has dumb gay disease

Kaminari: I have dumb gay disease