A Second Workbook Made For Teens:

Kaminari: Someone just tried to pay me to charge their phone. They were like ”You’re Chargebolt right? I’ll give you 5 dollars to charge my phone” First of all it is nice to be recognized second of all sure.

Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.

Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?

Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)

Stab a politician day!!!!

Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (the original) is Key pre-Ravine and Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (Remake) is Key post-Ravine.

The 50s wife is the bad influence.

You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.

Kirishima, about his gym membership upgrade: There are many advantages to being an elite gymnast

Mina: That’s not what gymnast means but I would like to see where this is going

Uraraka: Honestly tired of the gays making out everywhere. Saw Kaminari and Sero kissing in the lunch room, Kirishima and Bakugou kissing in the hall, Momo and Jirou kissing in the dorms.

Mina: You're just mad because you're single.

Uraraka, crying: Shut up!

Iida: We’ll I think it’s lovely.

Bakugou: Who talks like that? Are you some Victorian maiden? I’m going to stab you.

Iida: Twitters a mess and I’m afraid that all my classmates will start to use Tumblr, where I post out of context pieces of conversation. If they do, though, I think it will be funny to watch them try to figure out who runs my blog.

Mina: Let’s go to McDonalds kids!

Sero: No