This Machine Kills AI

*takes months between posting on my main blog*

My brain: No biggy

*doesn’t post on the side blog with one follower for a week*

My brain: We are an atrocity, we do not deserve our thoughts, suffer

Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.

Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?

Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!

Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.

Kaminari: In this house we respect the laws of gravity

Uraraka: No we don’t. We stomp all over them.

Aizawa, shaking: What do you mean disrespect the laws of gravity?

I'll get several notes in a short amount of time and go "wow this post is really blowing up huh" and then I'll check the post and it'll have 6 notes

Sero: You are not challenging Snipe to a gun fight

Bakugou: I’d win though

Sero: Bakugou you are perfectly intelligent you know that you would lose your pride just won’t let you say so.

You all say "Oh I love enemies to lovers" like which one?

Villian tries to play games but the hero cuts through it and makes them fall in love?

Villian is hurt and the hero heals them?

Hero is the first person to show them empathy and they fall slowly?

Hero is chaotic and hot-blooded and makes the villain's cold heart beat again?

The "I see good in you" trope?

Or do you mean 'rivals to lovers', where we have

"Don't touch me" one and the one who flirts despite the attitude?"

"Why can't we put our differences aside" and "I hate you"?

The 'stoic hunter' and the hunted who tries to make them laugh, with no sense of self-preservation?

Maybe where they ask "why do you hate me?" and the answer is "It's better than loving you"?

Or maybe you like one-sided pining?

The one who wants the hero but thinks they're too far gone to even try?

The hero who creates narratives of excuses that just aren't there to support their crush?

The soul-crushing of the hero watching the villain who once loved them consumed by apathy and hatred?

There are so many more, and you just say enemies to lovers?

Random Writing Prompt 5

You get very, very lost hiking and end up entering the fairy dimension. Two fae find you and decide you are cute. Now, they're fighting for who gets to keep you while you are trying to think of how to get home.

Bakugou: I serve no god

Midoriya: What do you call your anger? Your emotions? Your god is the side of your mind you have no control over.

@whateverwhocares6

Shut up you’re a war criminal

Kaminari going to the dentist: Hope I don’t embarrass myself

The dentist making idle conversation: How are you feeling?

Kaminari: Gay