genuinely this website is horrible. every few days they totally nuke another random popular trans girl who has never ever broken a rule, and everybody but trans girls shut up about it and forgets immediately. like HELLO???? Charlottan was banned for literally NO REASON why am i not seeing hammer car explosion 2??? why are the majority of TME people just ignoring that trans girls are absolutely being specifically targeted for removal with no excuse??? does nobody else care any more????
Kaminari, teasing Sero: Rat man. Evil little goblin boyfriend.
Kirishima: Noo!!! Not how you treat your boyfriend!!!
Sero: Nasty little boy.
Kirishima: Nooooooo!!!
Now, you have befriended most of them. This comes in handy when the apocalypse rolls around.
“Don’t go near the delinquents” they say. But once you approach them, they prove to be the nicest people in this school.
Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (the original) is Key pre-Ravine and Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (Remake) is Key post-Ravine.
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Kirishima: Everyone assumes Bakugou is the responsible one. As his boyfriend I’m here to confirm it’s Sero.
Mina: There is a chart of responsible one. Kaminari and I are tied for last. It goes 1. Sero, 2. Kiri, and 3. Bakugou. Bakugou has had to be responsible before when Kaminari enacted a few bad ideas. He knows this and takes delight in it.
Trying to make a point to my father.
First up, polyamory - The one who insults important people chaotically, the one who insults important people in a refined way, and the one who apologizes for them both.
Next up! - A bisexual god/goddess and the pathetic skinny sweetheart of a husband/wife they picked (bonus points for more popular but less nice contenders. Bi Wife Energy from Cringe and the Lizards)
Third - The Chosen One who hates being the chosen one and the person who's the reason they're willing to put up with being a hero.
Number four - The one who's always annoyed at them for getting distracted and the distracted one who's actually acutely aware of the annoyed one. Ex. "You're so busy watching the cat chase a butterfly I could confess my love and you wouldn't notice" B, who knew exactly what they said: "What was that?" B is just waiting for the moment to reveal they know
5 - The wine aunt and the literal parent. Wine aunt typically has the basic "You all go play while I drink mimosas. The only rules are don't get yourselves killed, don't go to prison, and don't bother me." Parent is Actual Responsible Adult. Wine aunt will step in if the parent gets overwhelmed, but most of the time it's just their Very Different Styles of Parenting. (Bonus points if they get together parent trap style)
six - The burnt-out kid who doesn't see the point but gets As anyway and the class clown who is determined to get them to take a break. (Best done if burnt-out is tutoring class clown for Reasons, extra bonus if burnt-out seems like a teacher's pet at first glance)
Seventh, another poly - The one with chronic pain and their two 'nurses'. One is doing So Much Research and trying Their Best to help them deal but doesn't know anything and the other who's done this before is laid back and sorta goes 'yeah i know a guy and eventually I'll remember to tell you but until then try x". Person with chronic pain loves both them and their care styles deeply.
Number 8 - Content creator and the one who beats content out of them with a stick, but out of love.
9 - The one who has 50,000 unread messages from the chat(s) they are in and the one who's always on the chat that keeps them up-to-date so they never have to open their chat messages.
And the final dynamic - The immortal/god who's gotten tired of immortality and wants their immortality and the one who's reshowing them the wonders of the world. (This one can be very tragic. Bonus points if immortal is secretly like 'once they die I die. Until then, I'll hold on.' :,D)
Sero: This has gone too far
Kaminari, preparing what looks like spaghetti: What on earth do you mean?
Sero: These pranks! They're getting annoying.
Kaminari, preparing his plans: They're hilarious.
Mina: How are you an idiot during class yet you work well on the fly?
Kaminari: Well it’s probably that adrenaline allows my brain to function how it should and because school only works for neurotypical people but no one will ever do anything about it.
Everyone: 😦
Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.
Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?
Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!
Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.
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