Mina: Im going to kill the mango man
Kaminari: Why?
Mina: He stole my chips
The Bakusquad sharing a house
Kaminari: Needs his own room because he just collects stuff. Mostly it’s cool bottles, cans, and rocks. He does in fact play the guitar in the corner.
Sero: His room is pretty normal except for a wall of souvenir keychains. No-one knows why he has them.
Mina: Closet spills put into her room, has a dance dance revolution machine in the corner for some reason.
Kirishima: Only thing besides a bed is a punching bag. Crimson riot posters on the walls.
Bakugou: Has weights as well as a toolbox. Posters of all might and other heroes.
Kitchen: Only Bakugou is allowed to use anything other than the microwave. He can ban people from the microwave for dumb decisions. There is an extra bedroom they use to dump stuff in.
WHAT do you want
it’s dangerous to go alone! take this
Iida: I live on tea at this point. It’s calming, makes me seem responsible, can severely injure someone if needed, and helps any ailments I might have.
Sero: What was that middle one?
Iida: It makes me seem responsible.
Kaminari: That’s gay
Kirishima: I’m unsure if that’s an insult or a compliment
Kaminari: It’s a statement of fact. Also, a compliment.
Some hero franchise have at it.
Anyways so African American single mom with her very small child. They live in a poor neighborhood There was a lab accident a few years ago, the place is dangerous, etc. Child one day wanders into lab, somehow activates an old experiment, and is about to get themselves killed. Mom saves child, miraculously survives, gains powers. Uses powers to go against a large corporate owner who is using robots to destroy poor homes illegally so he can buy the land. She wins, reveals him, etc. Agrees to help the government in exchange for someone to take care of her son and the beginning of a program to help poor people. Ends with her monologuing about how accidents led to this, but she made the best of it and now can help people.
Iida after Midoriya injures himself again: this is why we can’t have nice things
Midoriya: Iida you are a great friend but if I here that phrase from you again I will slam your head into a wall.
once I figure out how to pop my shoulders properly it’s over for you clowns
Since most of tumblr doesnt like the cruela movie I have a rewrite suggestions so buckle up boys and girls.
- Cruela is an orphan
- still has two male friends, they meet when they try and fail to pickpocket her
- become the heist trio
- cruela has fashion dreams
- fashion designer does something Cruela hates and she wants to show anger
- begs friends to do heist
- they plan a big heist and pull it off
- heists start getting bigger and bigger
- really big heist that Cruela believe will help her start her own fashion business
- they do the heist
- business costs more than anticipate, steals part of the cash from other two
- falling out, argument about treating them like henchmen and Cruela says she’s the brains behind it
- they leave and cruela plans a new heist with hired help to prove she can
- they’re stealing a rare animal
- starts doing more and more heists for clothing stuff and shows empire growth
- ends her planning to steal 101 dalmations.
- heists and damage metaphor for capitalism or something you decide
what do you think?
Kaminari: Bakugou has favorites
Mina: Proof?
Kaminari: Kirishima yelled at him and lived
Mina: Yeah but he has bf privileges
Kaminari: He let Sero off the hook for the same thing we did last week
Mina: Sero also pulls stuff less often. Face it. You’re just jealous he confessed to his bf first.
Kaminari: *crying* Why did I wait so long?
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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