Shit’s Bad!!!!! Here Are Some Not Terrible Headlines To Take The Edge Off A Little Bit

Midoriya: It’s now illegal to be mean to me

Bakagou: Guess I’m going to jail

Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.

Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?

Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!

Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.

Mina: Dumbest thing you did as a child, go.

Kaminari: Killed a man!

Mina: w-what?

Kaminari: Humans are sensitive to electricity alright? That's why I don't use full voltage when the electricity won't spread out.

Mina: I’m the single friend that gives out romantic advice but will never have a relationship.

Kaminari: I’ve never seen you try for a relationship?

Mina: No, I’m fine being single, it’s just kinda ironic, innit?

Kirishima: How close is too close?

Kaminari: Depends. Midoriya? About a half meter bubble. Bakugou? 5 meters away. Then again, you have privileges.

Loving someone like a playwright loves an actor. Like an author loves a character. Like an oracle loves a hero. You play the part so beautifully, my love, incredible in the way you fall into my plans and give me control, whether you mean to or not.

Wing Thoughts

Could not sleep due to wing thoughts last night, so here you go

Note: I’m working off the assumption the wing base goes from the shoulder blade to a little above where your ribs end. Also that wings are about three times your height in length, so you can’t really pull things over them.

Washing - Wings are very difficult to wash on your own, often family, lovers, or even close friends will help each other wash wings. There are devices to wash your wings on your own, but it’s more difficult and it’s considered better for others to do it.

Bras- The most common has a central back strap and hooks to the sides under the wings, with two straps in the front. Doctors don’t recommend since the do put pressure on the back of the neck. 2nd best is basically a corset. Worst is middle strap that uses the neck for support with a triangle piece in the front since it puts a lot of weight on the neck. Also hooks to the side and possibly on the neck.

Shirts- Tend to button/zip/etc. under the wings for pullovers. Button-ups and jackets tend to button over the wings.

Medical - Wings braced with rods attached to back piece, attachment to back piece and wing joint piece in rod have adjustable angles to keep correct wing shape. Back braces have wing slits from the top and buckle at the sides to put on, slightly uncomfortable and working on being improved. Sometimes feathers must be plucked to bandage wounds, hurts the same way waxing hair does just larger scale. Shed and grow the same way as hair.

Growing up - Children have down that turns to flight feathers during puberty. Controversy about schools teaching flight, considered “too dangerous” and “a parent’s job”.

Flying laws - A combo of driving and air traffic laws. Air tech invented a lot earlier. Airplanes are a lot like cars, they fly higher than people due to regulations. Commercial fly highest because of pressurized cabins. There are different landing zones for people and planes, advised to stay far away from opposing landing zones.

There’s still a lot of ground transport since flying is a lot of work and airplanes require a lot of fuel. I minute of flying with gliding is the same as a one minute jog, flying takes a lot of stamina. Flying is also seen as more risky than ground transport since there is a higher chance of injury.

When you desperately want to do a fic trade with someone but you don’t have any fic author friends who share your hyper fixations

Kaminari, teasing Sero: Rat man. Evil little goblin boyfriend.

Kirishima: Noo!!! Not how you treat your boyfriend!!!

Sero: Nasty little boy.

Kirishima: Nooooooo!!!