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Yeah sorry for making your boyfriend worse. Yeah no I know you were fixing him. You know how it is with The Narrative. Are we still on for brunch on Thursday?

Bringing this back with the eclipse because it’s funny

I'm not the first or last to see this and post it but this is my serotonin for today.

Mxtx: Have you seen this place? It’s a freakin’ mess. The cultivators and demons are having what looks like a turf war, Heaven’s Officials have been hanging out with the ghosts, that simply can’t be a good influence on them.

Readers: Heaven’s Officials or the ghosts?

Mxtx, sobbing: EITHER!!

When you desperately want to do a fic trade with someone but you don’t have any fic author friends who share your hyper fixations

I won <3

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

A temporary truce has been reached, the count at the moment. The war shall continue soon.

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

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Tired of mushrooms being seen as just drugs. I recently got a mushroom shirt and someone implied it was drug related :(. Mushrooms are so much more!!! They do so much cool stuff!!

Anyway please reblog with cool mushroom facts to help prove my point.

Quit giving gay guys the plot of being dumb and not realizing their feelings aren’t platonic while giving the lesbians the tragic romances. Every lesbian I know is dumb as bricks and doesn’t know you’re flirting unless you ask them out on a date and specify it’s a date. Meanwhile gay guys will speed run the five stages of grief about their crushes because they’ve decided that even if their feelings were returned the romance would ruin them both.

You’re depicting the types of stupidity in gay people wrong and I’m tired of trying to find accurate gay and lesbian fiction that reflects the struggles of reality.

Characters whose naiveness is a form of protest, my beloved. Who know that there are dark things below but refuse to look down. Who will not let you take this last bit of childishness from them. Who are doomed by their unwillingness to acknowledge the darkness. Who everyone knows will be destroyed for holding on to something they could never truly have. Who are playing at normalcy and foolishness to avoid having to face the music.

You may not be a child, may not have ever been a child, will not ever get to be a child. The darkness with taint anything resembling a childhood, no matter how much you shelter yourself. Yet I will love you anyway, and I hope that you can slowly begin to look through your fingers, to remove your hands from your eyes. I hope you learn to acknowledge and deconstruct the darkness, because I love that you will not let the darkness take any more.

I don't post art because I’m bad at drawing but I drew this for a fic I’m writing because it won’t leave my brain. This is just a black and white version but it’s how I envision the corset I mention. Also, the flowers are supposed to be orange lilies for Reasons.

Link:

One thing everyone gets Wrong is Sampo and Gepard drinking. I know everyone thinks Sampo drinks a bunch and is a heavyweight while Gepard doesn’t drink and can’t handle alcohol but. Think.

Gepard grew up in a noble family, and nobles will have parties with lots of alcohol a lot for no particular reason, and he’s a soldier. There is no way he doesn’t drink. Sampo, meanwhile, spends 90% of his time in the Underworld, which is constantly short on supplies let alone something like alcohol. What they do have is probably watered down or really expensive.

What I’m saying is Sampo is three shots in dancing on the table while Gepard is eight shots in and can hold decent conversation.

Frankly i wish gepard was characterized more often as being fucking exhausted, dealing with the Horrors, and overworked into oblivion. Like i want him being a lil more done w shit. He plays nice and acts the part but he's running on 8 cups of shitty coffee and punching the shit out of monsters. Ppl always make gepard a blushing baby soft boy but i want him to be a lil bit dead inside. He is held together by nothing but coffee, the adrenaline of nearly dying on the front lines, and his obsessive desire to protect ppl

Sorry to all the people who don’t have the same fixations as me

ANYWAY in Honkai Star Rail Jingliu (after fighting Yanqing the first time) goes “this is my nephew” and just shows up to harass Yanqing sometimes and meanwhile he’s like “you are a wanted criminal and I will arrest you given the opportunity”. Also Jingliu will take Yanqing on “field trips” where she drags him places by threatening terrorism if he doesn’t cooperate. He hates it. She’s having so much fun teaching her ‘nephew’ things. Also she’s slightly more gentle teaching him than she was with Blade and Jing Yuan (though still violent) because she thinks she should be able to ‘spoil’ him.

Luka, holding his head in his hands and sighing dreamily: its just. I saw the captain fighting fragmentum and hes so cool. He just punches! Have you seen how he punches????? I need to get him to fight me. Do you think he'd agree to fight me???

Sampo: gepard usually trains with some of the new recruits around 8am every morning and spars with them. I could sell you a silvermane uniform for a modest price to get you in--

Seele: Sampo why do you know that. Why the fuck do you have a uniform--

Luka: is impersonating a guard illegal?

Seele: luka no

Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER

Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!

The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.

Wing Thoughts

Could not sleep due to wing thoughts last night, so here you go

Note: I’m working off the assumption the wing base goes from the shoulder blade to a little above where your ribs end. Also that wings are about three times your height in length, so you can’t really pull things over them.

Washing - Wings are very difficult to wash on your own, often family, lovers, or even close friends will help each other wash wings. There are devices to wash your wings on your own, but it’s more difficult and it’s considered better for others to do it.

Bras- The most common has a central back strap and hooks to the sides under the wings, with two straps in the front. Doctors don’t recommend since the do put pressure on the back of the neck. 2nd best is basically a corset. Worst is middle strap that uses the neck for support with a triangle piece in the front since it puts a lot of weight on the neck. Also hooks to the side and possibly on the neck.

Shirts- Tend to button/zip/etc. under the wings for pullovers. Button-ups and jackets tend to button over the wings.

Medical - Wings braced with rods attached to back piece, attachment to back piece and wing joint piece in rod have adjustable angles to keep correct wing shape. Back braces have wing slits from the top and buckle at the sides to put on, slightly uncomfortable and working on being improved. Sometimes feathers must be plucked to bandage wounds, hurts the same way waxing hair does just larger scale. Shed and grow the same way as hair.

Growing up - Children have down that turns to flight feathers during puberty. Controversy about schools teaching flight, considered “too dangerous” and “a parent’s job”.

Flying laws - A combo of driving and air traffic laws. Air tech invented a lot earlier. Airplanes are a lot like cars, they fly higher than people due to regulations. Commercial fly highest because of pressurized cabins. There are different landing zones for people and planes, advised to stay far away from opposing landing zones.

There’s still a lot of ground transport since flying is a lot of work and airplanes require a lot of fuel. I minute of flying with gliding is the same as a one minute jog, flying takes a lot of stamina. Flying is also seen as more risky than ground transport since there is a higher chance of injury.

Characters I have associated with Oh No by Marina and the Diamonds, in no particular order

Hawks from MHA

Shikanoin Heizou from Genshin Impact

Gepard from HSR

Yoo Joonghyuk from ORV

Kevin Day from aftg

Wylan or Kaz from SOC, my brain couldn’t choose

Kai from Cinder

Nico from PJO

Declan from Raven Cycle

Things that happened today

Friend A: SO apparently Chinese mythology has mpreg

Friend B: Ain’t that an image format?

Me: JPEG?!?!?

Bonus:

Friend B: Mythology is just really old fanfiction

Quiz number 758685

Another silly quiz

I hate disassociating when I’m trying to do things that require active consciousness/control because my brain wants to check out and I’m like “No we have Tasks” and so to be a brat my brain says “fine but you’ll have to think about every little thing you want your body to do”

I personally am a crop top person but that’s just me

Spoiler: It will not

BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

once I figure out how to pop my shoulders properly it’s over for you clowns

OH NO

OUR TUMBLR

IT’S BROKEN

my tumblr's looking kinda weird guys idk 😥

I have lost myself to a new hyper fixation and to celebrate I have a new writing challenge! So find a mall and pull up the map. The stores should be numbered. If they are, generate two numbers and find the stores they correspond with. If not, just use a wheel with the names of the stores. Each half of your OTP works in one of those stores and their neighbors. They can be enemies, friends, strangers, whatever. Have fun!

My contribution to this: