One thing everyone gets Wrong is Sampo and Gepard drinking. I know everyone thinks Sampo drinks a bunch and is a heavyweight while Gepard doesn’t drink and can’t handle alcohol but. Think.
Gepard grew up in a noble family, and nobles will have parties with lots of alcohol a lot for no particular reason, and he’s a soldier. There is no way he doesn’t drink. Sampo, meanwhile, spends 90% of his time in the Underworld, which is constantly short on supplies let alone something like alcohol. What they do have is probably watered down or really expensive.
What I’m saying is Sampo is three shots in dancing on the table while Gepard is eight shots in and can hold decent conversation.
Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (the original) is Key pre-Ravine and Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (Remake) is Key post-Ravine.
Mina: -kinda like Dracula
Kaminari: Saw that movie.
Midoriya: Read that book.
(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)
Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate
Bakugou: Why must you respond to everything?
Kaminari: I've discovered it's the best way to avoid existential dread. Is that a pidgin?
Kaminari: Why do Americans have such weird stuff going on?
Pony: As an American I can tell you I have no clue either.
Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.
I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.
Kaminari: Tsuyu is my child.
Kirishima: explain?
Kaminari: I’ve known her since we were 2 when I got her to not be scared and after that I just adopted her.
It’s me. I’m the consequences. Count your days because they are numbered.
i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions
The person who first makes contact with aliens is going to be some Tumblr fool and they’re going to do it with a RickRoll.
Friend A: SO apparently Chinese mythology has mpreg
Friend B: Ain’t that an image format?
Me: JPEG?!?!?
Bonus:
Friend B: Mythology is just really old fanfiction
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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