Kaminari: Why Do Americans Have Such Weird Stuff Going On?

Sorry for making your fave a troublemaker whose shenanigans no one will ever believe because in canon they’re “well-behaved”. It will happen again.

just realized that in order for my fics to be finished and posted, I’d have to actually write them myself. shocking.

Jirou: Someone asked me why I like girls.

Jirou: If you saw Momo laugh you wouldn’t be asking these questions.

Kaminari: In this house we respect the laws of gravity

Uraraka: No we don’t. We stomp all over them.

Aizawa, shaking: What do you mean disrespect the laws of gravity?

It has come to my attention that Kaminari and Tsuyu grew up together (actually I’ve known this for a while) so some things to consider.

Kaminari’s mom is a hero and busy a lot and his dad probably works so he stays at Tsuyus place a lot

Kaminari and Tsuyu hang out sometimes and no one is sure how they get along.

The only people who know are Bakugou and Midoriya, for very different reasons.

Kaminari helps Tsuyu in social situations where she doesn’t do as well

Tsuyu is fully aware of what angry Kaminari is like and knows when to stay out of his way (Kaminari is the sort of person who seems happy go lucky but is terrifying when he’s mad)

Kirishima: How close is too close?

Kaminari: Depends. Midoriya? About a half meter bubble. Bakugou? 5 meters away. Then again, you have privileges.

Iida: I have an important announcement

Dekusquad: Yeah?

Iida: I am not romantically attracted to people

Dekusquad, trying to pretend they didn’t know: Oh wow! Good for you for figuring that out!

A temporary truce has been reached, the count at the moment. The war shall continue soon.

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

Iida: I live on tea at this point. It’s calming, makes me seem responsible, can severely injure someone if needed, and helps any ailments I might have.

Sero: What was that middle one?

Iida: It makes me seem responsible.

Ok so I hate how everyone characterizes Wylan. Everyone babies him. This kid is like the teacher’s pet who has also stabbed someone and calls boys(Jesper) “pretty boy”. He’s secretly a nightmare. As much as I love soft Wylan he took to crime like a fish to water. He’s becoming Kaz in half the time it took Kaz himself.