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tell me a fact about the band Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is one of the 13 Floyds of the rainbow, created by the wizard Andrew Floyd Merlin in the time before Eld. The Pink Floyd exerts a calming influence with tinges of darkness and psychedelic experience. It is calmer than Red Floyd, but not so peaceful as the Orange or Yellow Floyds.

Beware the Black Floyd which can open portals to other realms at the cost of the listener's sanity. Should it ever fall into the hands of the Gizzard King or his loyal squamous wizard, we will be doomed.

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY [ Music Video ] ➙ [ 1 - 2 ]

the sweating bullets music video is so goddamn funny to me because i cant tell if mustaine and co. are intentionally taking the piss out of themselves or its a genuine, unironic attempt at the whole “look at me, im craaazyyy and insaaaane!” type of edginess

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

ponyboy in the pink pony club whats he ordering

i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom

predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:

roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)

nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again

franka releases her book

franka doesn't release her book

every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again

r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again

someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay

500 more syd barrett documentaries

pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail

just looped midwest princess 5 times over while studying at the library what is happening to me

and then people had the gall to say she was being unreasonable for setting boundaries

HOMIE WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUU ??????????? 😭😭

ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl

ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl

we got metallica fortnite skins before GTA 6 😭😭🙏🙏

shout out to spotify for recommending me in the court of the crimson king twice in a row

dave mustaine was BORN to be a gay man doing drag shows and sipping iced coffee whoever corrupted him down this path will fucking PAY

being a rock enjoyer is actually so terrifying like i was in the car with my dad a while ago and ke kept putting on metal and rock songs that i liked and i got so scared i started listening to lady gaga on my phone

MARTY FUCKING FRIEDMAN SUPERVISED A JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ENGLISH LEARNING BOOK!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

if roger waters dropped dead this instant do you think that’s be fucked up or what

seeing a pretty butch lesbian in fuzzy noise grain but i look closer and see its just that roger waters and his fucked up face

heartbreaking: that pretty milf with a strat you saw was actually yngwie malmsteen

how mental is your breakdown if you need pyrotechnics, a giant model airplane, foam bricks the size of coffee tables and a fucking inflatable worm that engulfs the venue for a fucking concept album about it

my thoughts on pf members if they existed in modern day (based on looks)

Syd Barrett: moderately popular commentary youtuber who holds his clip mic in his hand

Roger Waters: hardcore pit mosher who spits on people if they push him and developed a reputation on Twitter for throwing his shoes at frontmen

David Gilmour: pretty boy actor under 30 like Timothee Chalamet or Nicholas Hoult who primarily gets casted in streaming service dramas

Rick Wright: painfully british influencer on instagram who promotes sleep aid supplements

Nick Mason: the next Nick Cannon

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christ the oysters are good arent they

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yes

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yes its good oysters here arent they

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yes

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its good oysters here. seems to be the right season of year

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the oysters are alright

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the oysters are very good

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yes, this time of year

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well i dont know what nationality they are

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i like to think oysters transcend national barriers

me when im a giraffe in the sahara and i cant find an oasis to drink from with my friends

pink in his hotel room after finding out his wife cheated on him and almost killing a groupie

man what was i on

the trial by pink floyd is soooo good it truly feels like roger waters is coming inside my body

my gf: bitch you better not be pork mccartney when i get there

my stupid ass:

me when i see a honkin pair

*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*

love it when bands have a self-titled that has one (1) (☝️) colour that names it as the colour instead of jst calling it self-titled

metallica's self-titled is called The Black Album. beatles has The White Album. weezer has Blue Album. no idea what its called but damn i love it