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An Honest Review of Underswap
Ever since Undertale started gaining traction- which was like a few hours after its release -the fandom has been turning out AUs left and right: some good, some meh, and some just plain awful.
Somehow Underswap fits under all three categories. Now don’t get me wrong, Underswap is an interesting idea when done right, but very little people seem to be able to. Now I’m sure everyone knows what the basics of Underswap is, everyone swaps roles and personality. Now the first is interesting, but once you introduce the second element, Underswap loses all originality.
Lets use Sans and Papyrus for example here. If you have them swap roles, not only do you have to think how they’re canon self would act, but also how and why they ended up in that place along with how it would effect them. However, when you have them swap personalities as well, it loses all interest.
Instead of the question being how would Sans act in Papyrus’s role, it’s now how Sans would act in Papyrus’s role if he also had his personality too. Well, exactly like Papyrus would.
See what I mean? You won’t be adding anything by having Underswap being both a role and personality swap. All you’re doing is creating a re skin of Undertale. Now not everyone does this and there are some good underswap stories and comics such as the ASK!MTTBlook blog that I really like mainly due to how they portray their characters and even though it isn’t exactly Underswap, but it has the same general idea, Storyshift. I’m not talking about the good ones though, I’m talking about the most popular and bland version of Underswap.
The one where people think by having US!Sans eat tacos and say myeh heh heh instead is somehow original. Why tacos? Why not hot dogs?
Anyways, there’s my rant, I have a few other problems with Underswap, but pretty much it all ties back to that idea. Well peace out
Lab Safety
I made a thing.
(So… how many safety rules and rules of science did Alphys violate, in order?)
Undertale-science: Those posters still hang in the labs even though they are morbid.
as for how many rules Alphys broke, it depends on the regulations you follow and where you live, but here are some of the main no-nos:
Keep reading
The front page of R/undertale
Undertale, Jerry, human!jerry, humanization, human au,
My name is Papyrus the great and I am the coolest skeleton alive. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary sentry, but with the help of Undyne and my brother, Sans, I train to become a member of the royal guard. One day, I will capture a human and fulfill my dreams. I am Coolskeleton95
Nah man, the evidence is as solid as snow. Both Sans and Ness can teleport so clearly- oh shit, Nightcrawler can teleport too. Sans=Ness=Nightcrawler confirmed. Also Jack Skelleton and Papyrus are both skeletons so clearly they’re the same person.
But in all seriousness though, this has to be the dumbest, illogical and loosely connected theory Mattpat has ever thought of. If he wanted to connect Undertale to Earthbound he could of without shoehorning in something that sounds like it came from r/shittyfantheories
game theory is suggesting that sans is in fact ness and i can’t even
A conversation between Gordon Ramsey and Cooking with Mettaton
A conversation between Prosecutor!Undyne and Mettaton EX
A conversation between Broken!Napstabot and Sans
A conversation between Napstabot EX and Mettaton with Professor X's legs
I drew this in like 5 minutes pi/10
A chat about the final moments between mettaton and napstabot
A conversation between Mettaton EX and Mettaton EX
A conversation between Shittaton and W.D. Gaster
Undertale AU ideas
So we already got like Underfell, underwap, outerswap and PTAtale. Might as well add to the pile Slamtale: if you smell what the great papyrus is cooking Jamtale: get dunked on *slams Chara's head into the basket* Underweed: like, do you want to have a bad time I guess Jerrytale: everyone is Jerry
Those are the Avengers
Guardianes de la galaxia perruna
Does anyone know how to reply to posts
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hunger Games: best movie ever or overrated piece of shit
I finally saw the first Hunger Games, but was it as good as everyone says or was it fucking retarded? Let's find out as I review a movie that's 2 years old.
this movie doesn't feature birds on fire, but it should of
For people who don't what the hungry-man games are, its a movie based off of a book about kids killing each other for the entertainment of gay people. Hey I'm not trying to sound homophobic or anything, that's just how I see it.
The Good
Let's start with the good shit since I don't want somebody throwing a fucking shit-fest over all the crap I'm about to say about the Mcdicks games.
The first thing is that Jennifer Lawrence is a good actor in my opinion, well for somebody who's in her 20's, but she's still a very good actor in my opinion, just not the greatest. She did a really great job acting, but I just enjoyed her better in X-men First Class, probably because it wasn't as serious so it was just fun to watch. While in the Hunger Games it's a world where gay nazis force kids to kill each for live tv because everything else on is shit.
If kat was secretly mystique, I would called Hunger Games the best movie ever
Everyone else did okay.
I also thought that the romance between Cat lady and Peta was good, but not in a way that it's well written or anything. Just in a way that they she know its bullshit and are just playing it for the cameras
I also thought that the action scenes were fun to watch, not that they're good, just because I like watching kids murder other kids. What? The homo Nazis were really onto something because I would watch the shit out of that.
The Bad
Since I've gotten what I liked out about the movie, out of the way, let's get to the stemming pile of shit. First off, the entire idea for the Hunger Games are fucking stupid. The bad guys want to prevent people from rebelling against them and I do that by creating a situation where they force kids to kill each other on live television and makes everyone watch it. That's just asking for people to overthrow you and you've been doing it for how long? 74 years.
Next off, everyone in the movie is a fucking idiot. the only reason catwoman survived wasn't because she was fucking Bear Grylls, but because everyone else is fucking stupid and she got incredibly lucky. The first thing that comes to mind is the tree scene since that part made me cringe. Okay, assuming none of could climb a tree for shit, they could of still tried to throw rocks at her until she falls down and stab her to death, not go to sleep all at once like a bunch of fucking retards.
Good thing everyone below me have brain damage or else I would have surely been killed.
That's just one part of Cat girl's extreme luck. The rest of it is even more stupid. She spends like 3 hours hosting a funeral for black little girl to ensure movie has tearjerking moment, I thought it was fucking dumb. Okay, I don't care if she was her best friend or something, exposing yourself like that is just stupid also when she started tripping balls and somehow doesn't get stabbed.
I guess the arena is just really fucking big, but that just makes the part where Black kid saves Mystique from evil girl even more stupid. (I'm sorry that I can only remember Kat person, Gayle and Peta's name, but you have to admit that everyone else's name or fucking retarded and nobody can just be named steve or john or Harold or anything normal.) What? Was he following her the entire so he can high five her and thank her for avenging little black girl's death or did he just happen to be there when it happened.
he was gonna given her a gift basket, but she ran off before he could
It's really weird since people act smart, but when Kit Kat gets involved everyone else becomes a dumbass to show how much of a hero she is. A good example is when the kids from district 1 dig up a bunch of landmines, place a bunch of shit in the middle and plant a bunch of landmines to kill anyone stupid enough to go grab something. That's smart, since digging up, disarming and replanting land mines aren't an easy thing to do, so it makes the tree scene all the more stupid.
Also the ending was really dumb since it doesn't really make any sense. So Katiffer and animal rights are about to commit suicide by eating poison berries and the evil government with nothing to lose pussies out. This is both dumb and confusing since they had no problem shooting fireballs at people, having mutant killer bees and roided up superdogs going after them, but them committing suicide just screams trouble
We don't want them not killing each other so let's throw lethal fireballs at them that can kill them in one, so they will kill people...that doesn't make any sense.
I guess by having Kat and Peta bread commit suicide its them rebelling against the man, but what do they care? Having them acting like its some big deal, when clearly its not just makes the villains look like a bunch of pussies in my opinion.
What I Imagine true evil to be like the hunger games universe
Also if there so worried about there not being a winner, why did they send mutant dogs after them? And what would they have done if they are killed? And don't say they had microchips in their brain to stop them from killing them, but they clearly killed somebody at the end.
I know the rest of these are just nitpicks, but they really bothered me. So how does decorating cakes give you the skill to make camouflage that would impress the military. Also in a place where bread is gold and they hunt squirrels for food, animal rights somehow finds time to decorate. In a place where life is absolute shit, how does everyone remain attractive? Food is in short supply, but at least we're well stocked on shampoo and moisturizer.
Also the capitol is the gayest place ever. I'm not trying to sound homophobic or anything, that just how I see it and you can't deny the capitol isn't gay. It's like if the gay agenda was actually true and not something retards say.
What the average capitol citizen looks like
Also the CGI dogs totally brought me out of the action. You know when there's that when scene in the movie that totally brings you out of the immersion, the dog scene was that. I guess the ps2 graphics would passed in the early 200's but not in 2012.
The Verdict
I thought the Hunger Games was fucking retarded. The books are probably better, the movie still sucked. I know some people are probably gonna ask for me to change my opinion, but that doesn't really mean shit to me or any other fan of the Hunger Games if I say Space Jam was better then the Hunger Games. (note: the last sentence I believe since Space jam had rap in it and Micheal Jordan in it, Hunger Games did not.)
Space Jam is the greatest movie ever
So there's my review and if you have a problem with me not liking your shit then you go suck a retard Camel's dick until its cum goes down your mouth. I still respect your opinion just so as long as do act like a little bitch
written by Thundernator
Next time I review Avatar: the ultimate CGI fuckfest