Handsome Undyne

Project 2025 Cliff Notes:

1. Complete ban on abortions, without exceptions (pg. 449-503)

2. End marriage equality (pg. 545-581)

3. Elimination of unions and worker protections (pg. 581)

4. Defund the FBI and Homeland Security (pg. 133)

5. Eliminate federal agencies like the FDA, EPA, NOAA, and more (pg. 363-417)

6. Mass deportation of immigrants and incarceration in "camps" (pg. 133)

7. End birthright citizenship (pg. 133)

8. Cut Social Security (pg. 691)

9. Cut Medicare (pg. 449)

10. Eliminate the Department of Education (pg. 319)

11. Teach Christian religious beliefs in public schools (pg. 319)

12. Use public, taxpayer money for private religious schools (pg. 319)

13. End the Affordable Care Act (pg. 449)

14. Ban contraceptives (pg. 449)

15. Additional tax breaks for corporations and the 1% (pg. 691)

16. End civil rights & DEI protections in government (pg. 545-581)

17. Ban African American and gender studies in all levels of education (pg. 319)

18. End climate protections: (pg. 417)

19. Increase Arctic drilling (pg. 363)

20. Deregulate big business and the oil industry (pg. 363)

Not to increase anxiety, but I found this buried on Reddit. From six months ago. very good thing to have in your pocket so you are prepared

I love how people complain that Spider-man 3 and Amazing Spider-man 2 has too many villains than fucking Spider-man into the Spider-verse bursts into here with six villains plus six to eight Spider-people and becomes the greatest spider-man movie of all time.

People who deserve to die

People who puts pineapple on pizza

People unwilling to admit that dr. Pepper is better than both coke and pepsi

People who think Boston pizza, chiptole, and Denny's can be considered food.

People who wear crocs.

People who say their favourite colour is grey. Grey is a shade not a colour.

People who have posted on tumblr

People who share dumb Facebook memes.

People who think the accordion is a dumb instrument

People who think becoming a SoundCloud rapper is a good career choice

People who make terrible dance/electronic remixes for songs where it doesn't make sense.

People who put soya sauce on tacos

People who say they can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch because I know you're lying.

People who are unwillingly to admit that Daddy Daycare is the greatest film of all time

Another masterpiece

Attosecond/1

Undertale AU ideas

So we already got like Underfell, underwap, outerswap and PTAtale. Might as well add to the pile Slamtale: if you smell what the great papyrus is cooking Jamtale: get dunked on *slams Chara's head into the basket* Underweed: like, do you want to have a bad time I guess Jerrytale: everyone is Jerry

Those are the Avengers

Guardianes de la galaxia perruna

hunger Games: best movie ever or overrated piece of shit

I finally saw the first Hunger Games, but was it as good as everyone says or was it fucking retarded? Let's find out as I review a movie that's 2 years old. 

this movie doesn't feature birds on fire, but it should of

For people who don't what the hungry-man games are, its a movie based off of a book about kids killing each other for the entertainment of gay people. Hey I'm not trying to sound homophobic or anything, that's just how I see it.  

The Good 

Let's start with the good shit since I don't want somebody throwing a fucking shit-fest over all the crap I'm about to say about the Mcdicks games. 

The first thing is that Jennifer Lawrence is a good actor in my opinion, well for somebody who's in her 20's, but she's still a very good actor in my opinion, just not the greatest. She did a really great job acting, but I just enjoyed her better in X-men First Class, probably because it wasn't as serious so it was just fun to watch. While in the Hunger Games it's a world where gay nazis force kids to kill each for live tv because everything else on is shit. 

If kat was secretly mystique, I would called Hunger Games the best movie ever 

Everyone else did okay. 

I also thought that the romance between Cat lady and Peta was good, but not in a way that it's well written or anything. Just in a way that they she know its bullshit and are just playing it for the cameras

I also thought that the action scenes were fun to watch, not that they're good, just because I like watching kids murder other kids. What? The homo Nazis were really onto something because I would watch the shit out of that. 

The Bad 

Since I've gotten what I liked out about the movie, out of the way, let's get to the stemming pile of shit. First off, the entire idea for the Hunger Games are fucking stupid. The bad guys want to prevent people from rebelling against them and I do that by creating a situation where they force kids to kill each other on live television and makes everyone watch it. That's just asking for people to overthrow you and you've been doing it for how long? 74 years. 

Next off, everyone in the movie is a fucking idiot. the only reason catwoman survived wasn't because she was fucking Bear Grylls, but because everyone else is fucking stupid and she got incredibly lucky. The first thing that comes to mind is the tree scene since that part made me cringe. Okay, assuming none of could climb a tree for shit, they could of still tried to throw rocks at her until she falls down and stab her to death, not go to sleep all at once like a bunch of fucking retards.

Good thing everyone below me have brain damage or else I would have surely been killed. 

That's just one part of Cat girl's extreme luck. The rest of it is even more stupid. She spends like 3 hours hosting a funeral for black little girl to ensure movie has tearjerking moment, I thought it was fucking dumb. Okay, I don't care if she was her best friend or something, exposing yourself like that is just stupid also when she started tripping balls and somehow doesn't get stabbed.

 I guess the arena is just really fucking big, but that just makes the part where Black kid saves Mystique from evil girl even more stupid. (I'm sorry that I can only remember Kat person, Gayle and Peta's name, but you have to admit that everyone else's name or fucking retarded and nobody can just be named steve or john or Harold or anything normal.) What? Was he following her the entire so he can high five her and thank her for avenging little black girl's death or did he just happen to be there when it happened. 

he was gonna given her a gift basket, but she ran off before he could

It's really weird since people act smart, but when Kit Kat gets involved everyone else becomes a dumbass to show how much of a hero she is. A good example is when the kids from district 1 dig up a bunch of landmines, place a bunch of shit in the middle and plant a bunch of landmines to kill anyone stupid enough to go grab something. That's smart, since digging up, disarming and replanting land mines aren't an easy thing to do, so it makes the tree scene all the more stupid. 

Also the ending was really dumb since it doesn't really make any sense. So Katiffer and animal rights are about to commit suicide by eating poison berries and the evil government with nothing to lose pussies out. This is both dumb and confusing since they had no problem shooting fireballs at people, having mutant killer bees and roided up superdogs going after them, but them committing suicide just screams trouble

We don't want them not killing each other so let's throw lethal fireballs at them that can kill them in one, so they will kill people...that doesn't make any sense.

I guess by having Kat and Peta bread commit suicide its them rebelling against the man, but what do they care? Having them acting like its some big deal, when clearly its not just makes the villains look like a bunch of pussies in my opinion. 

What I Imagine true evil to be like the hunger games universe 

Also if there so worried about there not being a winner, why did they send mutant dogs after them? And what would they have done if they are killed? And don't say they had microchips in their brain to stop them from killing them, but they clearly killed somebody at the end. 

I know the rest of these are just nitpicks, but they really bothered me. So how does decorating cakes give you the skill to make camouflage that would impress the military. Also in a place where bread is gold and they hunt squirrels for food, animal rights somehow finds time to decorate. In a place where life is absolute shit, how does everyone remain attractive? Food is in short supply, but at least we're well stocked on shampoo and moisturizer.  

Also the capitol is the gayest place ever. I'm not trying to sound homophobic or anything, that just how I see it and you can't deny the capitol isn't gay. It's like if the gay agenda was actually true and not something retards say. 

What the average capitol citizen looks like

Also the CGI dogs totally brought me out of the action. You know when there's that when scene in the movie that totally brings you out of the immersion, the dog scene was that. I guess the ps2 graphics would passed in the early 200's but not in 2012. 

The Verdict 

I thought the Hunger Games was fucking retarded. The books are probably better, the movie still sucked. I know some people are probably gonna ask for me to change my opinion, but that doesn't really mean shit to me or any other fan of the Hunger Games if I say Space Jam was better then the Hunger Games. (note: the last sentence I believe since Space jam had rap in it and Micheal Jordan in it, Hunger Games did not.)  

Space Jam is the greatest movie ever

So there's my review and if you have a problem with me not liking your shit then you go suck a retard Camel's dick until its cum goes down your mouth. I still respect your opinion just so as long as do act like a little bitch 

written by Thundernator 

Next time I review Avatar: the ultimate CGI fuckfest

Congress sets out Bill to prevent the FCC from taking away Net Neutrality

Congress has set out a bill which would prevent the FCC from taking away net neutrality. Please spread this link to as many people as you can whether it be through email, facebook, tumblr, twitter or in person, just get the word out. https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4585 If you want to not only protect net neutrality but keep it safe for good, this is your chance Here’s the reddit link which I obtained it from https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/7j6kn4/congress_has_set_out_a_bill_to_stop_the_fcc/

Doctor Strange: Hey, you know where Wanda is? I need to teach her how to safely use magic. Monica: Oh don't worry about that. She went off to some secluded part of the woods to teach herself magic. Strange: Excuse me? Monica: Yeah, she's learning from some book called the Darkhold. Strange: WHAT?

I really wish y'all wait till you actually read the epilogue rather than ranting about leaks, untranslated pages, and shitty translations before complaining. Stop basing your opinions on BNHA solely through leaks. You want to complain about MHA's ending? Fine, go ahead, but do so after you actually read it. I swear to Fuck, it feels like half of y'all don't even read the Manga and just base your opinion off what others say online.