My Favourite Characters As Things My Friends Have Said: Part 9

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 1

Percy: i sprayed febreeze while singing 

Percy: I inhaled it

Percy: now my throat smells like flowers

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 5

Duke: Hey Bruce, Dick showed me a picture of your ex

Duke: The standards are nonexistent

Bruce: its hard for me to have standards cause i’m my biggest hater

Bruce: Selina or Talia ?

Duke: Clark Kent

Bruce Wayne: THAT DOESN’T COUNT WE KISSED ONCE

Headcannon that Steve and Tony were married once upon a time and that Bucky was the babysitter for peter parker when they were busy. However Steve slowly started falling for Bucky and then they had this while babysitter romance and Steve and Tony got divorced (aka civil war). Then Tony met Dr strange and started to fall in love and now Peter has 4 dad's.

My favourite character as things my friends have said: Part 7

Nina Zenik: Sometimes i forget i have big boobs then i go a head and try to lie on my front

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 4

Dick Grayson (the whore) singing: ~ Oh i love it and i hate it at the same time hiding all of our sins from the daylight ~

Jason Todd (who's probably a virgin): Nah bro i'm tryna fuck from the am to the pm to the am

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 8

Sirius dramatically: I’m telling you Remus I get yearly hair loss, it literally stopped for so long and now someone pressed the play button on it

James solemnly: It’s a seasonal thing. Like allergies

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 6

Grover texting Percy: Percy you are going physics today right?

Grover: you're not leaving me alone right?

3 hours later…

Percy: Wait what? We had physics today?

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 3

Jude Duarte ranting about Cardan : He’s throwing a fit. He might as well wear my dresses and call it a day. If he wants to be little miss princess so bad let him.

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 2

Dick Grayson texting on the family groupchat: Bro bro bro

Dick: i didn’t get this on camera last night which sucks

Dick: but i was just tossing in my sleep when i feel the bed start like sinking and i looked behind me 

Dick: DAMIAN WAS JUST THERE STARING AT MY FACE NEXT TO ME AND THEN HE WHINED

Dick: So i made space for him on the bed and he purred and laid down next to me

Dick: BRO HE’S ACTUALLY HUMAN

petition to change Damian Wayne's name spelling to Dimyan. The Arabic spelling (and pronunciation)