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Scholastic book fair: this man tattooed himself to become a lizard
Benedict Bridgerton x Reader (Pirate AU)
18+ Always
Summary: When members of the Bridgerton family on a voyage run aground, they are forced to live amongst the pirates that find them. The Bridgertons are taken along the mystical, magical, and terrifying journey of The Crimson King.
Set in the early 18th century.
Series Warnings: probably not historically accurate; pirate typical violence - so like blood and murder and shit; eventual smut; most definitely not historically accurate (all of my pirate knowledge comes from film/tv); drinking; ooc characters probably
Background Relationships: Kate Sharma x Anthony Bridgerton; Penelope Featherington x Colin Bridgerton; Simon Basset x Daphne Bridgerton; Theo Sharpe x Eloise Bridgerton; Will Mondrich x Alice Mondrich
Tags specified before each chapter
Last Updated: 06/10/2024
*indicates smut
Chapter One - Horizons Change
Chapter Two - No Sign of Land
Chapter Three - Floating in Glass
Chapter Four - Mystic Creature, Come to Me
Chapter Five - Hang For Your Hollow Ways
Chapter Six - War With Ego
no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself
when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
When Steve from Minecraft is about to top you
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