tiredandanxi0us

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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Gotta love how Stolitz is like... childhood friends to strangers to transactional fuckbuddies of the kinky kind to exes to *almost fucking die for each other* to roommates to "omg omg are we about to kiss rn 😳"

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

REJECT RENDERING RETURN TO ANIMATION RAAAAAAGH

some stills from the thing ^_^

Is anyone else still not okay about The Full Moon? And Apology Tour? And Ghostfuckers? And Mastermind? And actually, about The Circus? And Western Energy? And Ozzie's???

Sketching a haha to entertain myself

Not pictured, Sesil telling Stolas he was inspired by him to be his true self and Stolas trying not to cry

I keep forgetting to post on tumblr so here’s my newest piece!

took about 21 hours and 20 mins total

Edit: yes this is a drawing!! Glad i was able to make it realistic enough for people to think this is a photo at first glance

prev is so right that "real fast" somehow changed Blitzø's brain chemistry. what the fuck kinda wet cat rizz did Stolas pull out that night and why the hell did it work

i was rewatching helluva boss and... is he wearing stolas's robe? IS THAT STOLAS'S ROBE FGHJKJHGFGHNJ WHAT

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

Domestic Stolitz sketches

how am I supposed to read regency Stolitz fanfic now

My husband (ao3) is barely home these days (it's down almost every day) I think he's having an affair with the neighbour's wife (error 503)

Oops! Humans your demon.

References by Madi.ufo, Mellon_soup, or from frames of the show

stolas look oUT— oh my god he cant hear me. he doesnt even know whats coming for him

So, I think we're now officially halfway there until Sinsmas releases! The season finale! (Assuming a last day of December release, ofc), might get released earlier than that.

So, with that out of the way, I think now is a good time to start-up the next

SINSMAS TIMESTAMP GAME!

How this works is simple, you just reblog/reply with your chosen timestamp of the episode, and after the episode releases, you reblog with a screenshot of what your timestamp got you!

I've gotten pretty lucky the last two times, picking timestamps that avoided the angst, so I'm gonna take another gamble and go for quite an early one this time, that being, 5:39.

I'm gonna be so real, these 5 seconds more than anything else are what tell me that there's going to be a positive resolution to the Octavia/Stolas/Blitzø arc. They've been establishing the fact that Via and Blitzø are compatible as friends since Loo Loo Land (quote: "I hate that fucking clown").

Oh my god they’re going to be best friends one day aren’t they

Gonna go with 18:32

So, I think we're now officially halfway there until Sinsmas releases! The season finale! (Assuming a last day of December release, ofc), might get released earlier than that.

So, with that out of the way, I think now is a good time to start-up the next

SINSMAS TIMESTAMP GAME!

How this works is simple, you just reblog/reply with your chosen timestamp of the episode, and after the episode releases, you reblog with a screenshot of what your timestamp got you!

I've gotten pretty lucky the last two times, picking timestamps that avoided the angst, so I'm gonna take another gamble and go for quite an early one this time, that being, 5:39.

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

I don't think the sign or the chains were ever really meant for anyone outside the office in the first place

I don't know how to tell you this, but you might want your sign to be facing others if you want your boundaries to be respected.

Also, he also looks worried, almost scared here.

You know what? I’m done grieving. I want Stolas to have a gun.

I did another one 🦎❤️‍🩹🦉

They are constantly occupying my mind ❤️🤍💜

(I'm gonna update this tomorrow but feel free to reblog still)

This is exactly how watching Mastermind felt btw

Helluva Boss - Like a Prayer

Look I'm not saying there's gonna be a fight where Blitz says he understands and Stolas says "you don't! I've lost everything!" And blitz just looks at him and Stolas feels his heart sink and that's how Stolas finds out about the Fire, but

Oh fuck I just realized that Stolas losing everything is an echo of Blitzø losing everything, after the fire.

Except Stolas has Blitzø. Who knows what it's like to lose it all. Who's tending to him exactly as he he wished someone could have taken care of him afterwards.

Listen, Blitzø's amount of resilience is incredible. Maybe Stolas's would be too, if he were really forced to be all on his own with nothing. But obviously, Blitzø is going to do his damndest to never let them find out.

Gaahhh they're so perfect for each other.

Plot twist I made a comic (spoiler alert I used screenshots for the newspaper bc I'm lazy)

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal

Dialogue V.S Soliloquy

... and why we haven't really had a Helluva Boss love confession yet.

~*~ Spoilers Below for Mastermind ~*~

I've seen a lot of confusion on this topic floating around the internet and I thought I would offer up my 2 cents on the matter. Like, maybe Vivzie will come out with a tweet that proves this entire theory wrong or something but until then, here is my interpretation.

The song starts off as Stolas addressing the courtroom. He even leads into it saying something like "Lets do this the way I do best- with song." He then proceeds to play a sort of evil villain role, pretending that everything was all part of his evil plan and how dare this dumb little Imp try to take credit for his accomplishments- really playing up the condescension in a way that the Goetia will buy. He's playing to his audience with the ultimate goal of redirecting the blame from Blitz to himself. He's campy and dramatic the whole time until he gets to the line "And I have no regrets."

At that point you will notice a change in the background. As soon as he sings that line we suddenly aren't in the courtroom anymore but in this starry galaxy backdrop with feathers floating around and he immediately sings "I have regrets." Like, it's the very next line. "I have no regrets. I have regrets." The tone shifts from his silly villain monologue to something sadder and more somber. All of this combined is why I believe that this is when the song stops being an address to the court room and becomes a soliloquy.

If you think back to highschool when you were learning about Romeo and Juliet, that's when most people learn about soliloquy- A device used in theater to let the audience into the character's mind. It's usually shown as the character on stage by themselves, speaking their thoughts aloud so that we as the audience can know what they're thinking, but it's accepted that the other characters in the play cannot hear this part.

When Mastermind makes the drastic shift away from campy stage play into somber reverie, I believe this is meant to be a soliloquy. After all, the "I have no regrets. I have regrets" line wouldn't make any sense if Stolas was still addressing the courtroom. He doesn't want them to know he has regrets or that he's questioning everything or that he's even questioning why he's willing to throw everything away for this one man that he's not even on good terms with right now. Additionally, Blitz's parts in this song are his thoughts too: "What have you done?" and "I don't deserve this."

They were both screaming in their heads about how much they love each other but I don't think they've said it out loud, not to each other or anyone else. When Satan sings his part he doesn't comment on any of the lovey dovey stuff, just "Isn't that adorable, we've been betrayed by one of our own." He only comments on Stolas's performance from the beginning of the song. He goes on to talk about how Stolas's hubris had gotten the better of him, but nothing of his heart.

These two haven't confessed their love, they've just both accepted it. I think the purpose of the duet was to show that they're finally on the same page with what they want out of the relationship, but they've still got some work to do in regard to actually getting there. They've said it in their heads- now they need to say it to each other.

UM

Mastermind is the #1 trending video on Youtube rn

we were all so hung up on this foresahdowing....

...we completely ignored THIS forshadowing.

They went so unreasonably hard with this sequence in Mastermind and I still can't get the colors and imagery out of my head

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane

I'm so sorry to all my moots from the Good Omens fandom shit just hit the fan in the HB fandom 😭